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Title: It's Friday night...
Post by: mosh on February 27, 2009, 07:05:05 AM: I'm drunk and I have nothiong betttwer to do cept post...
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sorry...
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Post by: Zoomie on February 27, 2009, 08:13:40 AM: Don't apologize. Post more.
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Post by: punkallstar on February 27, 2009, 08:14:29 AM: mosh, drunk and alone on a friday night? too bad i don't live in australia.
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Post by: Thrash on February 27, 2009, 11:29:39 AM: Or what, you'd go roo hunting?
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Post by: Drugmoth on February 27, 2009, 01:44:09 PM: For a second I thought you were gonna sing the TGIF song that came on before the hilarious antics of Steve Urkel.
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Post by: FAH-Q on February 28, 2009, 02:31:48 PM: but two o'clock has come again
it's time to leave this paradise
hope the chip shop isn't closed
cuz their pies are really nice
I'll eat in the taxi queue
standing in someone else's spew
wish I had lipstick on my shirt
instead of piss stains on my shoes...
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Post by: tricky on March 06, 2009, 08:43:32 PM: Quote from: punkallstar on February 27, 2009, 08:14:29 AM
mosh, drunk and alone on a friday night?

this is me right now! woooo

well, not quite drunk yet but on my way there!
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Post by: psychopathetic on March 06, 2009, 10:17:55 PM: ahaha, fuck. i shouldn't have come back here again. y'all are going to make me regret being a non-practicing alcoholic.
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Post by: Doormouse on March 06, 2009, 11:09:20 PM: Feels good, man.
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Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 04:21:23 AM: It's 4am, and I'm workin' it ...
Hey, Tricky and me're gettin' drunk together ...

Or did you already pass out?
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Post by: underclass on March 07, 2009, 04:22:33 AM: Sat evening here. Bout to get started, yo
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Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 04:47:42 AM: 4 40 here.
I'm done. This evening was a bust.
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Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 04:50:42 AM: Mine wasn;t so bad ...
... I'm digging this house and being alone for a bit
... I'll venture out into the world a little at a time
... heh
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: underclass on March 07, 2009, 06:03:03 AM: hey, does that mean you're a single chap again?
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Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 10:12:07 AM: I had one cider then went to sleep at 10pm. It's as if I'm 74 years old!
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Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 11:36:15 AM: It's 11:35am and I'm drinking juice & Malibu rum. I think I've reached an all time low!
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Post by: taiko on March 07, 2009, 11:50:48 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 11:36:15 AM
It's 11:35am and I'm drinking juice & Malibu rum. I think I've reached an all time low!

Wrong thread, tricky. Try here (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=106.0).
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 12:00:11 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 10:12:07 AM
I had one cider then went to sleep at 10pm. It's as if I'm 74 years old!

Why not 75 and round it to the nearest multiple of 5? Or did you feel the need to round it to an even number?
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 12:52:13 PM: Quote
hey, does that mean you're a single chap again?

Yes ...

Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 11:36:15 AM
It's 11:35am and I'm drinking juice & Malibu rum. I think I've reached an all time low!

I'm Uber turned on and still kinda drunk from last night; wanna fuck?
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Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 12:54:33 PM: Quote
I'm Uber turned on and still kinda drunk from last night; wanna fuck?

Hey, that's my line.
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Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 12:56:04 PM: Dude, I have 8 years on you ....
20 in "fucking years" ...
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Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:08:52 PM: Quote from: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 12:52:13 PM
I'm Uber turned on and still kinda drunk from last night; wanna fuck?

That depends, can we play Tranny hooker? You being the tranny hooker of course.
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 01:16:53 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:08:52 PM
Quote from: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 12:52:13 PM
I'm Uber turned on and still kinda drunk from last night; wanna fuck?

That depends, can we play Tranny hooker? You being the tranny hooker of course.

Ok, I would pay cash money to watch you fuck Bagman with a strapon. That would be the peak of entertainment.

Quote
Dude, I have 8 years on you ....
20 in "fucking years" ...

I have 21, bitch. Yeah I started when I was 3.
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Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:17:32 PM: How much?
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 01:19:12 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:17:32 PM
How much?

Hmmmm. Well I personally think we should do it like if you're having all your friends over to see a pay-per-view match; split up the price evenly. So it all depends.
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Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:22:59 PM: Ok well count me in! hahaha. bagman want to be my little bitch?
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Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 01:29:54 PM: Zombie tranny hooker, plz.
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 01:50:10 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:22:59 PM
Ok well count me in! hahaha. bagman want to be my little bitch?

Tell us your price and see if we can all throw in the pot and match it.
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Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 01:57:27 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:22:59 PM
Ok well count me in! hahaha. bagman want to be my little bitch?

Prostate massage! How big is this strap-on you're talking about?
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 02:15:24 PM: Quote from: bagman on March 07, 2009, 01:57:27 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:22:59 PM
Ok well count me in! hahaha. bagman want to be my little bitch?

Prostate massage! How big is this strap-on you're talking about?

OMG I think this might happen! LG PPV PARTY!!! I'll bring the chips and dip.
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 06:27:57 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 12:00:11 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 10:12:07 AM
I had one cider then went to sleep at 10pm. It's as if I'm 74 years old!

Why not 75 and round it to the nearest multiple of 5? Or did you feel the need to round it to an even number?

74 is a much funnier number in this context than 75 would've been. Rounded numbers are clinical, random numbers are hilarious. I'm not kidding.
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Post by: Libertine on March 07, 2009, 06:31:23 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 01:22:59 PM
Ok well count me in! hahaha. bagman want to be my little bitch?

This might be the only chance a woman gets to enjoy herself while fucking bagman.

I'd pay to see this.
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 06:43:02 PM: Again I ask how much? This has to cover at least airfair for bagman, and I want at least $200 outta the deal! Oh, and bagman can't stay over at my house afterwards either. I am nice like that. Also, absolutely no reach around.
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 06:49:29 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 06:43:02 PM
Also, absolutely no reach around.

Geez... you take all the fun out of it!
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 07:17:40 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 07, 2009, 06:43:02 PM
Again I ask how much? ...

Again I ask how large this strap-on is?

Rules:
1. No reach around = no ass play for you. It has to be mutually pleasurable.
2. I only do things for profit. So compensation has to be above-and-beyond solely airfare.
3. No trying to goatse me.
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Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 07:21:18 PM: I never said I wanted you to do anything to me! This is all for the amusement of my fellow LGers, not for pleasure. Uhh. I don't know, I think size should be determined by the ones watching!
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Post by: Libertine on March 07, 2009, 07:32:42 PM: I'm looking for something between the size of young adult Kunta Kinte's mandingo ladykiller in the 8th hour of the Roots miniseries and the diameter of the trunk of the cherry tree that Abraham Lincoln chopped down in his youth.
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Post by: psychopathetic on March 07, 2009, 10:55:06 PM: D:
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Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 04:52:34 AM: Fuck it, either way I'm all in ...
Just bill me ...
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Post by: Libertine on March 08, 2009, 05:06:23 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on March 07, 2009, 10:55:06 PM
D:

That looks like an open mouth, don't tempt me, any hole is a goal as far as I'm concerned.
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Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 05:11:37 AM: ^5
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 08, 2009, 06:53:52 AM: Tricky: You may not want Baggy to touch you, understood, but if this is for the pleasure of us that I'm sure most here would prefer you be naked during this.

Someone good at math calculate the flight cost and the $200 tricky fee.
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: tricky on March 08, 2009, 11:06:42 AM: No nakedness on my part. Whether you want baggy to be naked or not, I don't care either way. He can wear some assless pants.

I'm glad I can negotiate these things...
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Post by: bagman on March 08, 2009, 01:13:58 PM: Negotiation is a two-way act, babe.
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 08, 2009, 06:41:09 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 08, 2009, 11:06:42 AM
No nakedness on my part. Whether you want baggy to be naked or not, I don't care either way. He can wear some assless pants.

I'm glad I can negotiate these things...

Your busting my balls trick.....busting my balls. I think this lowers the value.

Well if you can't be naked than baggy can't be naked or jerking his junk. So it's going to be an odd site, two almost fully dressed people, the guy getting it in the ass by the girl via something like a butt flap.
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Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 07:23:03 PM: eFukt, here we come ...
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Post by: mosh on March 08, 2009, 07:38:12 PM: oh yeah... and it wont be pretty.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on March 16, 2009, 09:42:46 AM: You guys are gross.
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Post by: underclass on March 20, 2009, 09:33:19 AM: Today's random path

Beer - Sake - Sake - Sake - Beer - Beer - Beer - Shochu - Shochu - Single Malt - Single Malt - Single Malt

I'm in such a good place right now.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on March 20, 2009, 09:34:33 AM: mmmm... I love having a couple of scotches after many beers.
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Post by: taiko on April 04, 2009, 12:49:17 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 08, 2009, 06:41:09 PM
So it's going to be an odd site, two almost fully dressed people, the guy getting it in the ass by the girl via something like a butt flap.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.msg6912#msg6912 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.msg6912#msg6912)
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: underclass on April 17, 2009, 03:05:49 AM: top

I can't wait for this week to be over
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Post by: pepper on April 17, 2009, 03:12:14 AM: Just so you know, it is 12:17am on Friday morning in California, got a ways to go yet.
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Post by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 09:41:50 AM: 9:41am

Just 9 hours and I'm up outta this bitch.
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Post by: kc on April 17, 2009, 09:46:36 AM: we got a puppy. she's shit on the floor twice. WOOHOO. ten more hours and i'm drunk.
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 10:42:35 AM: Pffft, its Saturday already.

I just finished a call on the skype with a mate of mine in Germany.
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Post by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 10:46:39 AM: I am going out on a date on Sunday. I told the guy I wanted to go to Catholic mass and then to the Museum of Sex. He said no to the Catholic mass but yes to the Museum of Sex. I thought it would be a funny pairing on events.... *sigh* oh well. We could have snuck into the bathroom or something!
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 10:55:58 AM: The Museum of Sex was hilarious.

I felt up the RealDoll on the 3rd floor. I think I jizzed my undies a little.
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Post by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 11:01:12 AM: I'll look out for Mosh semen stains near the Realdoll.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 11:04:14 AM: I wonder if it would be hot or creepy to fuck a Realdoll. I should ask Bagman.
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 11:05:00 AM: What do you mean near?

All over. And anyways, there's prolly more than just my DNA on that thing.

Yeah, I went slops, bitches.
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: taiko on April 17, 2009, 09:17:40 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 17, 2009, 10:46:39 AM
I am going out on a date on Sunday. I told the guy I wanted to go to Catholic mass and then to the Museum of Sex. He said no to the Catholic mass but yes to the Museum of Sex. I thought it would be a funny pairing on events.... *sigh* oh well. We could have snuck into the bathroom or something!

he sounds lame.
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Post by: underclass on April 17, 2009, 09:31:46 PM: record all antics for future discussion please

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Post by: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 01:05:12 PM: Friday night was great. I woke up after a Thursday night out at about 2pm, spent most of the day just chilling and smoking joints, then went shopping for BBQ stuff. Got some wicked porterhouses and some thick tuna steaks, spent the evening/night grilling, eating, smoking, drinking, and watched some of Clerks 2, before falling asleep in a pleasant fog at about midnight. Days don't get much better than that.
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Post by: tricky on April 18, 2009, 03:31:57 PM: I talked to Luke all night last night. Turns out he's gay.
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Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 04:38:05 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 18, 2009, 03:31:57 PM
I talked to Luke all night last night. Turns out he's gay.

I talked to Brook all night last night. Turns out she's apico (http://www.wordinfo.info/words/index/info/view_unit/165/)sexual.
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Post by: underclass on April 24, 2009, 01:47:08 AM: Kyle's first and last night Friday night in Japan. If he remembers to get in touch I'm taking him to where the wild things are!

(http://www.fidgital.com/images/news/Roppongi-crossing.jpg)
(http://image30.webshots.com/466/9/67/2/2119967020047588738UFHzMJ_ph.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/281925199_c342e7961b.jpg)
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Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 04:20:27 AM: Dude, that's where I wanna go in November...
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Post by: tricky on April 24, 2009, 10:14:31 AM: Me too Mosh! I've never been to a strip club, so going to one in Japan would be fun. I'd probably try to force the strippers on you guys and tell them that you really want lapdances.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 10:28:00 AM: What a cruel prank!
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Post by: underclass on April 24, 2009, 11:30:36 AM: you long for all our cocks

aaaaaand GF decided to hang with his family. I'm sure that's a valid decision HOWEVER HE DIDN'T LICK ANY PUSSY TONIGHT
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Post by: tricky on April 24, 2009, 01:16:16 PM: What's GF? Girlfriend? Gagfag?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 01:33:17 PM: Gay Fuck?
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 24, 2009, 02:19:24 PM: Goofy Fucker
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Post by: tricky on April 24, 2009, 05:04:20 PM: Gloryhole Faggot
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Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 05:15:27 PM: Gay Finder?
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 24, 2009, 05:30:32 PM: Gooch Flicker?
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Post by: Nitya on April 24, 2009, 05:36:15 PM: Goddamn Floozy.
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Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 05:38:41 PM: Girl F'Realz?
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Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 08:27:07 PM: Ginger Freak
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Post by: underclass on April 24, 2009, 08:30:04 PM: all of above, net result:
- Nick got drunk talking about sports with some dudes, and subsequently laid later on
- Kyle didn't
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Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 08:32:09 PM: You had drunk sports talk sex with some dudes?

Man, you had a bigger night than you let on...
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Post by: underclass on April 24, 2009, 08:35:16 PM: I'm building up endurance for November.
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Post by: tricky on April 24, 2009, 09:08:40 PM: I like the way you think, NIck.
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Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 01:01:44 PM: Quote from: Mosh on April 24, 2009, 04:20:27 AM
Dude, that's where I wanna go in November...
Too bad we won't be there on Halloween. :(

Quote from: tricky on April 24, 2009, 10:14:31 AM
I'd probably try to force the strippers on you guys and tell them that you really want lapdances.
Better start learning Japanese...
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Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 01:02:28 PM: Quote from: underclass on April 24, 2009, 08:35:16 PM
I'm building up endurance for November.
Was talking about this with a friend of mine, yesterday.
No matter what endurance you build up, I'll drink you under any table. no matter how close to the floor it is.
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Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 02:22:26 PM: All I'll have to learn is "lapdance".

Man, Japan is going to be so awesome.
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Post by: Nitya on April 25, 2009, 05:56:02 PM: Quote from: eitje on April 25, 2009, 01:02:28 PM
Quote from: underclass on April 24, 2009, 08:35:16 PM
I'm building up endurance for November.
Was talking about this with a friend of mine, yesterday.
No matter what endurance you build up, I'll drink you under any table. no matter how close to the floor it is.
Not so sure he was talking about the drinking...

Quote from: Mosh on April 24, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
You had drunk sports talk sex with some dudes?
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 06:11:53 PM: Quote from: Mosh on April 24, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
You had drunk sports talk sex with some dudes?

Man, you had a bigger night than you let on...

Ahahaha!
Title: Re: It's Friday night...
Post by: mosh on April 26, 2009, 01:15:50 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 24, 2009, 10:14:31 AM
Me too Mosh! I've never been to a strip club, so going to one in Japan would be fun. I'd probably try to force the strippers on you guys and tell them that you really want lapdances.
Quote from: krapsna on April 24, 2009, 10:28:00 AM
What a cruel prank!
It would be if they are ladyboys...

eh, what the hell...
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Post by: underclass on April 26, 2009, 01:19:20 AM: added to the list
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Post by: mosh on April 26, 2009, 01:24:09 AM: hahaha