I had one cider then went to sleep at 10pm. It's as if I'm 74 years old!

Why not 75 and round it to the nearest multiple of 5?  Or did you feel the need to round it to an even number?

74 is a much funnier number in this context than 75 would've been. Rounded numbers are clinical, random numbers are hilarious. I'm not kidding.

Ok well count me in! hahaha. bagman want to be my little bitch?

This might be the only chance a woman gets to enjoy herself while fucking bagman.

I'd pay to see this.

Again I ask how much? This has to cover at least airfair for bagman, and I want at least $200 outta the deal! Oh, and bagman can't stay over at my house afterwards either. I am nice like that. Also, absolutely no reach around.

Also, absolutely no reach around.

Geez... you take all the fun out of it!

Again I ask how much? ...

Again I ask how large this strap-on is?

Rules:
1. No reach around = no ass play for you. It has to be mutually pleasurable.
2. I only do things for profit. So compensation has to be above-and-beyond solely airfare.
3. No trying to goatse me.

I never said I wanted you to do anything to me! This is all for the amusement of my fellow LGers, not for pleasure. Uhh. I don't know, I think size should be determined by the ones watching!

I'm looking for something between the size of young adult Kunta Kinte's mandingo ladykiller in the 8th hour of the Roots miniseries and the diameter of the trunk of the cherry tree that Abraham Lincoln chopped down in his youth.

D:

Fuck it, either way I'm all in ...
Just bill me ...

D:

That looks like an open mouth, don't tempt me, any hole is a goal as far as I'm concerned.

^5

Tricky: You may not want Baggy to touch you, understood, but if this is for the pleasure of us that I'm sure most here would prefer you be naked during this. 

Someone good at math calculate the flight cost and the $200 tricky fee. 

No nakedness on my part. Whether you want baggy to be naked or not, I don't care either way. He can wear some assless pants.

I'm glad I can negotiate these things...

Negotiation is a two-way act, babe.

No nakedness on my part. Whether you want baggy to be naked or not, I don't care either way. He can wear some assless pants.

I'm glad I can negotiate these things...

Your busting my balls trick.....busting my balls.  I think this lowers the value.

Well if you can't be naked than baggy can't be naked or jerking his junk.  So it's going to be an odd site, two almost fully dressed people, the guy getting it in the ass by the girl via something like a butt flap.

eFukt, here we come ...

oh yeah... and it wont be pretty.

You guys are gross.

Today's random path

Beer - Sake - Sake - Sake - Beer - Beer - Beer - Shochu - Shochu - Single Malt - Single Malt - Single Malt

I'm in such a good place right now.

mmmm... I love having a couple of scotches after many beers.

So it's going to be an odd site, two almost fully dressed people, the guy getting it in the ass by the girl via something like a butt flap.

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I can't wait for this week to be over

Just so you know, it is 12:17am on Friday morning in California, got a ways to go yet.

9:41am

Just 9 hours and I'm up outta this bitch.

we got a puppy. she's shit on the floor twice. WOOHOO. ten more hours and i'm drunk.

Pffft, its Saturday already.

I just finished a call on the skype with a mate of mine in Germany.

I am going out on a date on Sunday. I told the guy I wanted to go to Catholic mass and then to the Museum of Sex. He said no to the Catholic mass but yes to the Museum of Sex. I thought it would be a funny pairing on events.... *sigh* oh well. We could have snuck into the bathroom or something!

The Museum of Sex was hilarious.

I felt up the RealDoll on the 3rd floor. I think I jizzed my undies a little.

I'll look out for Mosh semen stains near the Realdoll.

I wonder if it would be hot or creepy to fuck a Realdoll.  I should ask Bagman.