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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: underclass on May 01, 2009, 05:54:40 AM

Title: sweet!
Post by: underclass on May 01, 2009, 05:54:40 AM
Five days off! Thank you Japan and your plethora of holidays.

I have 5 games of baseball to play and two nights booked in the mountains of Hakuba, Nagano prefecture. It's where they had the winter Olympics many years back but I'll settle for some onsen and hiking.
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Post by: mosh on May 01, 2009, 06:02:54 AM
You do it tough!!!  :)
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Post by: underclass on May 01, 2009, 06:03:51 AM
and I get to ride the Shinkansen there and back, wheeeee!
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Post by: mosh on May 01, 2009, 06:04:41 AM
Green car?
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Post by: taiko on May 01, 2009, 09:07:48 AM
he should!

then he can tell us how awesome it is.
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Post by: underclass on May 01, 2009, 11:41:26 AM
I might... I need to get out of the city for a couple of nights, and so does my wife. This break should carry us through the next few months...
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Post by: daisymae on May 01, 2009, 01:19:03 PM
Why are you in Japan, Underclass?
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 01, 2009, 01:30:59 PM
Why are you in Japan, Underclass?

because he likes feeling tall.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 01:45:12 PM
He pretends to be Godzilla sometimes and makes the little Japanese people run in terror.
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Post by: mosh on May 01, 2009, 07:19:32 PM
Why are you in Japan, Underclass?
For the tang...
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 07:22:49 PM
(http://boricuaproduce.com/store/images/TANG%20ORANGE.JPG)
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Post by: mosh on May 01, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
How can it be natural flavour? Its 100% orange coloured sugar.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 07:30:39 PM
Because the flavor is extracted from certain plants, possibly an orange fruit (who knows).  Artificial flavoring is synthesized in a lab.
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Post by: underclass on May 01, 2009, 08:50:18 PM
Why are you in Japan, Underclass?

Because I work here and I love the place. Once you pick up the language a little Japan is one of the easiest and most fun places I've ever been too, and the food is the best in the world.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 01, 2009, 09:09:38 PM
I'm currently working on a hypothesis that tracks the love/hate relationship Japan has with height.

Example:
Used to love Robin Zander, lead singer of a mediocre band who is short enough to be mistaken for Japanese
Now love underclass who could be mistaken for Gojira strolling through Shinjuku.

I'll let you all know my results...
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Post by: underclass on May 02, 2009, 11:52:13 AM
love is universal
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Post by: taiko on May 02, 2009, 12:00:16 PM
nick is drinking
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Post by: ttfg on May 02, 2009, 04:37:32 PM
..becuase he has a cunning plan.
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Post by: Thrash on May 02, 2009, 06:48:14 PM
Thrash is: saying 'FUCK TWITTER', you big fags!
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Post by: ttfg on May 02, 2009, 07:19:57 PM
Wow, his eyes are bad, this isnt the twitter thread.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 02, 2009, 08:11:34 PM
Hahahahaha.
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Post by: underclass on May 02, 2009, 09:09:22 PM
nick is drinking
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Post by: mosh on May 02, 2009, 10:09:46 PM
I'm currently working on a hypothesis that tracks the love/hate relationship Japan has with height.

Example:
Used to love Robin Zander, lead singer of a mediocre band who is short enough to be mistaken for Japanese
Now love underclass who could be mistaken for Gojira strolling through Shinjuku.

I'll let you all know my results...

You forgot mosh stalking around Akihabara - love/hate?
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Post by: underclass on May 04, 2009, 10:12:58 AM
this is approaching my wedding for greatest weekend of my life....

Free accomadation at a 4 star hotel because owner may hire my wife to do a show in September
BBQ kit supplied and supermarket nearby
FULLY stocked hotel bar with no customers, full access to the cocktail list and best friend hotel manager challenging me to make the best drink. SUPER FUN
Hot wife
Surrounded by lakes, alpine views and glaciers
Hot wife




Plus said wife and hotel manager are coming up with a plan where I come as the GUEST BBQ MASTER for a week of special fireworks and concert events in August in a promotion to get more clients. My life is awesome

Lesson of the story, cook good BBQ chicken people. It will take you places.

gtg make more side cars, yours drunkenly
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Post by: Zoomie on May 04, 2009, 01:20:22 PM
I spent Sunday surrounded by sheep.

SHEEP!
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 04, 2009, 01:34:36 PM
For some reason that doesn't surprise me.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 04, 2009, 05:34:34 PM
I'm coming to Japan.  I asked my mom if Japan could be my graduation present and she said, "why not?", so I need to know all the details. I put my mind to hustling a trip to Japan out of mother and it worked!
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Post by: tricky on May 04, 2009, 06:07:23 PM
Make sure it's cool with Nick & Ian first... they are the inside guys afterall.

Actually I never asked Ian if is ok. Ian is it ok if I come along on your Japan trip? Did I mention you are hot + awesome?
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Post by: taiko on May 04, 2009, 07:13:35 PM
Make sure it's cool with Nick & Ian first... they are the inside guys afterall.

Yeah, it's important to remember that we're tourists on a trip that Ian & Nick have had planned for a long time.
Barging in & fucking up the joint is the kind of thing Kyle would want to do.  Sasha, do you want to be like Kyle?
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Post by: underclass on May 04, 2009, 07:34:46 PM
ugh, sober.

13chem, you're welcome to come but we're not going cheap or backpacking. Cheapish but nice hotels, bullet-trains and a different meal out each day. From talking to Tricky and Lucas you'll need about $3K total including plane tickets.

You'll also need to seriously look at what drugs you're taking, look up the rights of an individual in the courts system here and let me know if you find any...  I'm pretty sure you can get busted for testing positive for shit if you have a blood test for a flu or something, and if you go to jail here you're not coming back.
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Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 02:55:26 AM
Yikes ...
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Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 07:56:00 AM
w3rd ...
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Post by: mosh on May 05, 2009, 08:31:21 AM
Make sure it's cool with Nick & Ian first... they are the inside guys afterall.

Actually I never asked Ian if is ok. Ian is it ok if I come along on your Japan trip? Did I mention you are hot + awesome?

I'm happy for you to travel with us Brook, no problem. Sasha too, if she so desires. Just enjoy the trip, remember its a holiday, and Japan is not anywhere like anywhere else on the planet. The most stressful part of it should be the planning, the rest is meant to be fun.
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Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 09:30:32 AM
I'm happy for you to travel with us Brook, no problem. Sasha too, if she so desires. Just enjoy the trip, remember its a holiday, and Japan is not anywhere like anywhere else on the planet. The most stressful part of it should be the planning, the rest is meant to be fun.

(http://baseballsnatcher.mlblogs.com/thumbs%20up%20gary%20coleman.jpg)

or

(http://www.holidaymatinee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/4-thumbs-up-4x6-72-dpi1.jpg)
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Post by: underclass on May 05, 2009, 09:34:06 AM
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 05, 2009, 01:41:21 PM
I would never fucking do drugs or bring them into Japan.  I didn't eat retard soup for breakfast for the last ten years. 3k along with a plane ticket is a lot of money, I don't do back packing so I guess hotel sounds cool.  If I could shave $1000 off of this trip by sleeping on the floor of a closet, I will, I've been on tour before.... nah I'll go shake my money maker for a month and that will finance my trip. 

ps- thanks for inviting me!
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Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:00:15 PM
I don't think they were thinking of anything narcotic Sasha. I think that maybe they were referring to any therapy or replacements like Suboxin/suboxone/subutex /methadone. You have made reference to them, have admitted you're in recovery and therapy and no one wants to see anyone get in trouble.
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 05, 2009, 07:42:19 PM
I don't think they were thinking of anything narcotic Sasha. I think that maybe they were referring to any therapy or replacements like Suboxin/suboxone/subutex /methadone. You have made reference to them, have admitted you're in recovery and therapy and no one wants to see anyone get in trouble.

really? no one? *looks at a few choice PERSON of the tinfoil hat wearing variety*
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Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:51:02 PM
Yeah pretend anyone but tricky pays him any mind...
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Post by: underclass on May 05, 2009, 08:01:12 PM
all I'm saying is be careful. Whatever recreational stuff you all do you'll probably want to lay off for 6-8 weeks before getting here because if you're in an accident where the police are involved and you have a blood test then I really don't know if they can pursue you for a drugs or not here.

I wish I had a money-tree mother.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 07, 2009, 01:31:31 AM
I can't take my suboxone?  It's prescription! But if they did do a blood test it would come up that I had an opiate in my body because suboxone is an opiate.  Can't do coke 6-8 weeks or smoke weed before I go too?!?!?! AWW MAN! j/k... but not really about the weed thing.
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Post by: mosh on May 07, 2009, 05:06:28 AM
OK... just be smart about it, is all.

Nothing worse than a minor earthquake has happened to me in Japan, and probably wont happen this time.
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Post by: taiko on May 07, 2009, 09:08:55 AM
I can't take my suboxone?  It's prescription! But if they did do a blood test it would come up that I had an opiate in my body because suboxone is an opiate.
you could always find the rules online.  i bet Japan has a health ministry website in English.
i think it's risky to not plan, otherwise.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 08, 2009, 03:52:58 PM
Bogus suggestion Luke:

http://www.mhlw.go.jp/search/result.html?cx=000728131663123768401%3Aufduuhfzhyq&cof=FORID%3A11&q=suboxone&sa=search#205 (http://www.mhlw.go.jp/search/result.html?cx=000728131663123768401%3Aufduuhfzhyq&cof=FORID%3A11&q=suboxone&sa=search#205)
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Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 09:12:40 PM
well, it was worth a shot.
And it says that it can't find the word.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 09, 2009, 01:22:55 AM
Which means that no one in Japan has or ever will use Suboxone.  Sasha 1   Japan 0
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 09, 2009, 02:06:48 AM
Suboxone is awesome.  I can get high for 5 dollars.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 09, 2009, 12:03:07 PM
Coke's out of your system in a few days, 'far as I know. It's a real bitch that weed stays around so fucking long.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 10, 2009, 03:18:39 AM
48-72 hrs