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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: The Geek on June 25, 2009, 10:23:06 AM

Title: Dear Joy
Post by: The Geek on June 25, 2009, 10:23:06 AM

Dear Joy,

Where did you go? At first I found your sex posts annoying, possibly untrue. But now I find them interesting and hilarious. Where did you go? I miss hearing about your encounters with various penii.

Love and STD free,

Geek

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 25, 2009, 11:24:56 AM

Mello, you need to get your tongue looked at by a qualified medical professional.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: The Geek on June 25, 2009, 11:25:20 AM

i know you haz anal warts. But back to joy.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 25, 2009, 03:27:46 PM

You really should have disclosed your contition before I let you lick my anus.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Thrash on June 28, 2009, 03:35:09 PM

Uhm, oddly enough, I'm not even sure where she's been, and she's texted me fairly recently ...

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Libertine on June 28, 2009, 04:14:15 PM

My guess is 96-hour tantric sex marathon.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Thrash on June 28, 2009, 04:41:23 PM

Could be ...

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: 13chemicals on June 28, 2009, 08:47:36 PM

Maybe that preacher she was screwing exercised all the demons out of her.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Thrash on June 28, 2009, 08:51:30 PM

Quote from: Thrash on June 28, 2009, 04:41:23 PM

Could be ...

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Joygasm on July 20, 2009, 12:00:42 PM

Sadly no 96 hour sex marathons.  *hangs head in shame* I haven't really even been out on the prowl. This cougar hasn't pounced in awhile.. my job has taken front stage and I have little time to myself. Pleasuring myself in the shower has been my only action in the last couple weeks. Pathetic.. I know.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: The Geek on July 20, 2009, 12:21:47 PM

describe.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Drugmoth on July 20, 2009, 07:25:44 PM

Uh oh, you're giving the Geek a boner.

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Zoomie on July 20, 2009, 09:32:59 PM

Do I need to take a drive to DelMarVa? The front seat of my truck is about the size of a twin bed. You get lunch breaks, right?

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Thrash on July 21, 2009, 12:48:44 AM

hahahahaha ....

Title: Re: Dear Joy
Post by: Lothar on July 21, 2009, 02:41:54 AM

Her minor league baseball team sucks.