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Dear Joy(Read 3230 times)
Dear Joy on: June 25, 2009, 10:23:06 AM
Dear Joy,

Where did you go? At first I found your sex posts annoying, possibly untrue. But now I find them interesting and hilarious. Where did you go? I miss hearing about your encounters with various penii.

Love and STD free,

Geek



Re: Dear Joy Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 11:24:56 AM
Mello, you need to get your tongue looked at by a qualified medical professional.
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Re: Dear Joy Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 11:25:20 AM
i know you haz anal warts. But back to joy.



Re: Dear Joy Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 03:27:46 PM
You really should have disclosed your contition before I let you lick my anus.
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Re: Dear Joy Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 03:35:09 PM
Uhm, oddly enough, I'm not even sure where she's been, and she's texted me fairly recently ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Dear Joy Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 04:14:15 PM
My guess is 96-hour tantric sex marathon.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Dear Joy Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 04:41:23 PM
Could be ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dear Joy Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 08:47:36 PM
Maybe that preacher she was screwing exercised all the demons out of her.




Re: Dear Joy Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 08:51:30 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dear Joy Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 12:00:42 PM
Sadly no 96 hour sex marathons.  *hangs head in shame* I haven't really even been out on the prowl. This cougar hasn't pounced in awhile.. my job has taken front stage and I have little time to myself. Pleasuring myself in the shower has been my only action in the last couple weeks. Pathetic.. I know.



Re: Dear Joy Reply #10 on: July 20, 2009, 12:21:47 PM
describe.



Re: Dear Joy Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 07:25:44 PM
Uh oh, you're giving the Geek a boner.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Dear Joy Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 09:32:59 PM
Do I need to take a drive to DelMarVa? The front seat of my truck is about the size of a twin bed. You get lunch breaks, right?
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Re: Dear Joy Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 12:48:44 AM
hahahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dear Joy Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 02:41:54 AM
Her minor league baseball team sucks.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.