Dear Joy,

Where did you go? At first I found your sex posts annoying, possibly untrue. But now I find them interesting and hilarious. Where did you go? I miss hearing about your encounters with various penii.

Love and STD free,

Geek

Mello, you need to get your tongue looked at by a qualified medical professional.

i know you haz anal warts. But back to joy.

You really should have disclosed your contition before I let you lick my anus.

Uhm, oddly enough, I'm not even sure where she's been, and she's texted me fairly recently ...

My guess is 96-hour tantric sex marathon.

Could be ...

Maybe that preacher she was screwing exercised all the demons out of her.

Could be ...

Sadly no 96 hour sex marathons.  *hangs head in shame* I haven't really even been out on the prowl. This cougar hasn't pounced in awhile.. my job has taken front stage and I have little time to myself. Pleasuring myself in the shower has been my only action in the last couple weeks. Pathetic.. I know.

describe.

Uh oh, you're giving the Geek a boner.

Do I need to take a drive to DelMarVa? The front seat of my truck is about the size of a twin bed. You get lunch breaks, right?

hahahahaha ....

Her minor league baseball team sucks.