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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Tru on July 21, 2009, 05:00:41 AM
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Nope! Err maybe, hehehe
After 3 40's and two killer bowls I was on my way home and got pulled over tonight at about 1:30a for the back tag light being out.
But I took precautions, I ate most of a sandwich before starting out, a bunch of licorice then the rest of the sandwich while driving,
washing it all down with strong coffee. So when I was pulled over I had no alcohol smell. (for a while at least)
When asked "have I had anything to drink" I just Said No! Only coffee.
LOL I totally talked myself out of a sticky situation there. Hahahahahahahahah He let me go with only a warning about the lamp.
I'm a damn good driver though so yall don't need to get MADD on me. And apparently I can really hold my malt liquor too.
Then when I got home I tapped the fucking light and it came back on. I think the machines are out to get me.
Ah well , general bullshit.
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I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.
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I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.
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i bet you and the toilet had an epic anal battle later that night
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How do you throw a stack of licorice, a sandwich, and a cup of coffee on top of three 40s?
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I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.
Shit don't I know it.
Hey, I actually feel pretty good this morning.
How do you throw a stack of licorice, a sandwich, and a cup of coffee on top of three 40s?
Now that is a good question with no good answer. I need some breakfast now though.
I guess this should have been in Substance Abuse.
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i bet you and the toilet had an epic anal battle later that night
How do you throw a stack of licorice, a sandwich, and a cup of coffee on top of three 40s?
mind rape. that all sounds like an atrocious combination of crap to put into your body in one evening.
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OMG I just remembered, I also had a bowl of broken up lettuce with sweet pickle juice as dressing with my grilled cheese.
Jebus
And a handful of cherries!
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stop doing that shit to your body.
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That honestly makes me want to shit and vomit at the same time reading that.
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i believe that's what is classified as a #6 in bathroom acts. well, here's hoping you make it to the bathroom.
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I wouldn't say this if I didn't care about you. You're an idiot.
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Move'd
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Thank ya, thank ya verry much.
stop doing that shit to your body.
Aww shit, now don't start telling me you care, it'll skew everything up. :P
Well the post effects weren't dramatic for me, cast iron stomach and all.
But judging by your posts here I have to think you must know from wince you speak.
Rock on little hottie.
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you only get the one body in this life, and i don't want mine or those of my loved ones decaying prematurely or riddled with preventable cancers. my most recent life change to that effect is i finally quit smoking cigarettes after 4/5 years of social smoking. i wake up every day and thank myself for not having a smoke (or seven) the night before. now i'm pretty much where i need to be to maintain this temple of a body i've got for as long as i can. smoking was the one thing holding me back, and now that i've kicked it, i just hope i don't ever get lung cancer because won't i be the fool.
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news flash : you still inhale smoke....weed ? you think theres no chem in your grass ?
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I INHALE SMOKE WHEN I SMOKE WEED????
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you only get the one body in this life, and i don't want mine or those of my loved ones decaying prematurely or riddled with preventable cancers. now i'm pretty much where i need to be to maintain this temple of a body i've got for as long as i can. smoking was the one thing holding me back, and now that i've kicked it, i just hope i don't ever get lung cancer because won't i be the fool.
If you think smoke induce lung cancer is just from the smoke in cigs, youre a fucking moron.
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Yeah Katie, you dumb ho. You may have quit smoking cigarettes but you still smoke pole!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Shit guys leave her alone, if my sister had had half the acumen she shows regarding cigs she would likely still be alive.
Cigarettes killed her and my mother.
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good job on not quitting something awesome like drinking and posting your hotness here, while getting rid of the cancer sticks
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if i was a guy, i would make the jerking off motion to hojo every time he posts in my direction.
however, as a lady, that's just not polite.
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you only get the one body in this life, and i don't want mine or those of my loved ones decaying prematurely or riddled with preventable cancers. now i'm pretty much where i need to be to maintain this temple of a body i've got for as long as i can. smoking was the one thing holding me back, and now that i've kicked it, i just hope i don't ever get lung cancer because won't i be the fool.
If you think smoke induce lung cancer is just from the smoke in cigs, youre a fucking moron.
Study finds no cancer - marijuana connection (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501729_pf.html)
Marijuana halts colon cancer (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14451-marijuana-takes-on-colon-cancer.html)
Marijuana cuts lung cancer tumor in half (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/04/070417193338.htm)
Of course, there are a bunch of articles claiming marijuana will make you sprout tumors all over if you even look at it, but we all know those articles are lies.
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I mentioned smoke. I mentoined chem in weed.
now go find something that says inhaling smoke doesnt damage your lungs and cancer is not caused by damaged cells.
from your links
"Then, for three weeks, researchers injected standard doses of THC into mice that had been implanted with human lung cancer cells," Not smoked in that study.
"Earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. However, marijuana also contains the chemical THC, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous." and this one supports the smoke is bad post of mine.
next time try harder.
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read the fucking articles. he DID find you something that states something to the effect of "in the largest case study of its kind, there was NO LINK FOUND between smoking marijuana and lung cancer, despite the chemicals, even in the heaviest of pot smokers."
i must be a glutton for punishment when it comes to these moments with you. it is an absolute waste of time ever trying to prove a point to you, because you think you know everything about everything, even if your logic is sometimes completely irrational, and oftentimes unintelligible.
They were all asked about their lifetime use of marijuana, tobacco and alcohol. The heaviest marijuana smokers had lighted up more than 22,000 times, while moderately heavy usage was defined as smoking 11,000 to 22,000 marijuana cigarettes. Tashkin found that even the very heavy marijuana smokers showed no increased incidence of the three cancers studied.
the focus of the article is clearly in my favor. you can hardly pick out a few lines and post them out of context trying to prove your argument holds any water. perhaps find your own articles to back yourself up instead of foolishly and/or intentionally misinterpreting the ones krsna referred us to. your laziness, coupled with your inability to see any other point of view and your unwillingness to back down when you are wrong, is baffling.
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I did read it.
and I dont need a study to tell me ...smoke = cell damage -> cell damage = chance of cancer.
and btw...another link about the same study...
"Scientists were therefore surprised to learn that a study of more than 2,000 people found no increase in the risk of developing lung cancer for marijuana smokers. "
the title of the link is missleading.....idiots like to click things they want to believe.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=large-study-finds-no-link (http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=large-study-finds-no-link)
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the focus of the article is clearly in my favor. you can hardly pick out a few lines and post them out of context trying to prove your argument holds any water. perhaps find your own articles to back yourself up instead of foolishly and/or intentionally misinterpreting the ones krsna referred us to. your laziness, coupled with your inability to see any other point of view and your unwillingness to back down when you are wrong, is baffling.
yeah the article....not the fucking study.
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the title of the link is missleading.....idiots like to click things they want to believe.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=large-study-finds-no-link (http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=large-study-finds-no-link)
wait. but you clicked that link...
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and you got nothing else......
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no, but it's amusing watching you flounder for reason where there is none.
i'm gonna smoke a bowl. BRB wait right here.
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Hojo, you are such a silly little angry man.
If you put 2 and 2 together you could draw the conclusion that marijuana smoke may be harmful, but at least it's got some anti-cancer THC in there.
Additionally, a pot smoker is probably inhaling a lot less smoke over the course of the day, week, year, lifetime, than the average cigarette smoker (who smokes 30 cigarettes per day).
So, if you take the added benefit of THC and couple it with the reduced ammount of smoke consumed by marijuana smokers, smoking pot doesn't seem to be nearly as harmful as tobacco use. Of course, there's no way to prove this other than rigorous unbiased scientific study.
But if someone really wanted to clean up their lungs they could switch to from smoking to vaporizing, or eating it. In your case hojo, I would suggest going directly to the marijuana enemas, and maybe even some douching for good measure.
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This wasent about 'nearly as harmfull', why are you trying to reframe your agrument ? Cause the orignal failed...big time.
and katie read kraps last post and choke on it.
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Argument? I wasn't arguing anything goofball, I was posting some links to stories that said pot smoke doesn't cause cancer, and THC appears to fight cancer.
Since I'm not a qualified medical professional I have no business arguing for or against marijuana smoke being bad for you. I'm am, however, happy that a complete lack of medical or academic scientific background hasn't prevented you from manufacturing the correct opinion.
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I dont need the background to know: smoke = bad. It's common knowledge.
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Well then, I suggest you start a letter writing campaign to government agencies and research centers and inform them of this fact. Maybe they'll pay you for your revelation, you know? I mean, you'd be saving them a whole lot of time and money they're just throwing away on determining whether marijuana smoke is harmful or not.
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The Government is doing something stupid !??!? *shock
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You should run for public office, I think you'd take to it like a fish to water.
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I don't smoke marijuana myself but I have nothing against it.
My dad told me years ago, that when my mom was dying of cancer, smoking marijuana was the only thing that could counter the sickness from her chemotherapy and give her an appetite to eat at a normal level during her treatment.
So even if marijuana does cause cancer (which I'm not sure of either way), it most certainly helps people who currently have cancer during treatment and has other numerous medicinal values.
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Yep it does.
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Straight up revelation here, cigarettes KILLED MY MOTHER, and Cigarettes KILLED MY SISTER, 41 and 40.
Threy said drinking was going to kill me, I said cigareetts were going to kill them.
Bitch I"M still here, and they are both DEAD!
Fuck all ya'lls
I can take no pleasure in being right.
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Oh I cut my beard off today if anyone cares.
It feels weird.
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As long as your alive the drinking still has a chance to kill you.
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Potheads make me laugh.
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Alcoholic potheads, no less!
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Alcoholic potheads, no less!
[lurch]You rang?[/lurch]
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Lol
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I dont need the background to know: smoke = bad. It's common knowledge.
The government doesn't want people to live forever, only as long as they are useful and a net profit on tax.
Cigarettes are remarkably good at achieving this balance. I'm surprised the government has been so hasty to levy extraordinary tax on tobacco relative to other vices.
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Well, i believe we all agree that inhaling ANY foreign substance isn't exactly the best thing in the world to breathe,
but i think breathing smog on a regular basis is worse than smoking cigs.
What's sort of funny is how many NURSES smoke.
Evidently, medical science hasn't proven the correlation to us.
Country folks, either. If you only KNEW how many little old geezers and geezerettes there are, who smoke at age 78 :o ,
with little to no incidence and/or evidence of lung cancer caused by cigs ~ or anything ELSE, for that matter.
Unfortunately, LIVING is hazardous to your health, and no matter HOW great of care you take with your "temple,"
it WILL wither and die.
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Cancer isn't the biggest risk with cigarettes, it's stroke and heart attack.
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I drove home from the bar last Saturday absolutely hammered. It was only like a one mile trip so it's not a super big deal.
I've been petitioning this for quite some time, but I think I'm actually able to focus extraordinarily well when I am drunk. I tend to get completely one tracked on whatever specific action I am doing/performing. Be it driving, dancing, playing super mario brothers, eating pussy, it doesn't matter. I can only do one thing, but I do that one thing like my life depends on it. And I tend to block out every other things going on except that one thing I'm doing.
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isnt there soemthing about most deths happening within a close distance of your home....and that when sober ?
and 2nd....no Lib youre a dick for thinking its not a big deal.
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I think I remember the claim in driver's ed being >50% within 5 miles.
There's not much excuse for driving 1 mile drunk when 1 mile is easily walkable. Or like a $5 cab ride.
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I gots no pity for people who drink, drive and end up shitting themselves in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives.
I don't wish it upon them, I just don't give a fuck about them when they end up like that.
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How many here have ever actually drank themselves sober?
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How many here have ever actually drank themselves sober?
<~ raises hand
Actually, i was rolling down drunk at a bar and got into a discussion about which was the better scotch ~
Johnny Walker Black or Glenlivet ~
and to settle the dispute, i drank a shot of Glenlivet. (DELICIOUS, btw!)
BLAM! i'm COMPLETELY sober. i need to try it with other drinks, though, since i was drinking beer then.
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I gots no pity for people who drink, drive and end up shitting themselves in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives.
I don't wish it upon them, I just don't give a fuck about them when they end up like that.
I don't think I'd wanna drive drunk in the States. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a habitual intoxicated driver down here, though.
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I don't think I'd wanna drive drunk in the States. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a habitual intoxicated driver down here, though.
i got a a DWI... In 1985. Went to Drunk Driving Classes, where they taught me HOW to drive drunk,
and got on with it
driving only SEMI-drunk, unless on county roads, in the middle of the night, half-to-completely naked, ... 8)
(Figured the very fact of my nakedness might draw attention AWAY from the fact that i was stuporous)
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I drove home from the bar last Saturday absolutely hammered. It was only like a one mile trip so it's not a super big deal.
I've been petitioning this for quite some time, but I think I'm actually able to focus extraordinarily well when I am drunk. I tend to get completely one tracked on whatever specific action I am doing/performing. Be it driving, dancing, playing super mario brothers, eating pussy, it doesn't matter. I can only do one thing, but I do that one thing like my life depends on it. And I tend to block out every other things going on except that one thing I'm doing.
I used to think the very same thing, still do actually. I believe I can still drive better than 90% of the straight populace with a goodly amount under my hood.
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Y'all need to move to Texas, where folks are EXPECTED to drive around with open containers, and the local cops,
(your mother's brother's cousin-in-law, HIS cousin, etc.)
wouldn't stop you if you held a beer up, guzzling it, while making a rolling stop turning onto the "main highway," so-called because it's PAVED,
on your way home from work of an evening.
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That's pretty much how it is here.
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I drove home from the bar last Saturday absolutely hammered. It was only like a one mile trip so it's not a super big deal.
I've been petitioning this for quite some time, but I think I'm actually able to focus extraordinarily well when I am drunk. I tend to get completely one tracked on whatever specific action I am doing/performing. Be it driving, dancing, playing super mario brothers, eating pussy, it doesn't matter. I can only do one thing, but I do that one thing like my life depends on it. And I tend to block out every other things going on except that one thing I'm doing.
I used to think the very same thing, still do actually. I believe I can still drive better than 90% of the straight populace with a goodly amount under my hood.
I believe huffing gasoline gives me telepathic abilities.
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I believe you too.
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I believe huffing gasoline gives me telepathic abilities.
Considering that i now occupy a part of your reality, you might want to re-think that whole Huffin' thang...
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In retrospect, I'm a fucking moron. Just thought I would throw that out there.
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As long as you already know we won't be forced to take your keys this weekend.
Emp however has a history of disappearing in the night...
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The time my brother came with me I slept in my car and left before people got up.
I'm typically pretty careful about alcohol consumption vs. time I wait before driving, though last time I wish I had stayed put and slept off the hangover instead of sleeping it off behind Arby's.
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cap, what happened?
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The time my brother came with me I slept in my car and left before people got up.
See, no one explained that to me. All anyone knew was that when we woke up you two were gone.
Of course if you did explain it, I've long since killed the brain cells that stored this information.
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instead of sleeping it off behind Arby's.
One day, I aspire to be just like you, emp.
I mean that.
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Next time I'm in Philly, I going behind the Super Kmart to see if I can get blown by a chubby emo girl.
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Is that where they hide them? Thanks guys, as much time as I've spent in Philly lately, someone could have told me this...
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i had to pull it over, right along side the road, in a little pickup truck in the middle of the night. i was just starting to get comfortable, might have actually nodded off, when a flippin' TRAIN came running up on me.
i SWEAR, i thought i was being abducted by aliens ~ the sound of the tracks, the freakin' HORN, the way the headlight sweeps back and forth...
Made the rest of the trip after that, no problems with feeling the least bit sleepy...
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I've slept in my car lots of times. Lock the doors, crank up the A/C, and sleep it off. Driving drunk is one thing, driving tired and drunk is another.
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How did you quit smoking? I'm down to 2 cigs a day, but it's horrible........ because I want moreeee!!!
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Wellbutrin.