Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!

General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: MelloGeeks Twat on March 05, 2009, 01:52:43 PM

Title: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: MelloGeeks Twat on March 05, 2009, 01:52:43 PM: What is that giant, fleshy thing bobbing around up there?

OH MY GOD IT'S MY CLITORIS! I THOUGHT I HAD GROWN A SMALL PENIS!!!

I bet Detroit would like to suck on this if I dipped it in my moon cup.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 05, 2009, 02:24:00 PM: Quote from: MelloGeeks Twat on March 05, 2009, 01:52:43 PM
What is that giant, fleshy thing bobbing around up there?

OH MY GOD IT'S MY CLITORIS! I THOUGHT I HAD GROWN A SMALL PENIS!!!

I bet Detroit would like to suck on this if I dipped it in my moon cup.

Giant clits are hot.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Libertine on March 05, 2009, 04:00:24 PM: (http://www.freecelebgals.com/home-video/thumbs-sex-tapes/chyna-big.jpg)
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: bagman on March 06, 2009, 12:00:09 AM: The clit is no longer a mystery.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Doormouse on March 06, 2009, 12:44:51 AM: True enough. What is that, Nietzsche?
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: mosh on March 06, 2009, 03:39:06 AM: Didnt Chyna have one of the biggest clits ever seen?
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 06, 2009, 10:08:56 AM: Gross. That's what happens when you're on the roids. I hope yours isn't that big Mello! Get off the roids while you can.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: underclass on March 06, 2009, 10:52:05 AM: man, earlier today I opened this thread at work and was sooooo close to getting busted. Nice one
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Doormouse on March 06, 2009, 12:57:18 PM: I did the same in class yesterday.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Libertine on March 06, 2009, 01:41:13 PM: Who would have thought, nude pics in the sex/gossip forum. Savages these days.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Doormouse on March 06, 2009, 01:46:53 PM: Oh I'm not complaining. The problem is not with the picture, it's with work/school.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on March 06, 2009, 02:56:52 PM: Work/school is ALWAYS a problem ...

Wait, is that "Wolfie"/"Seemore Butts" the anal loving squirter?
I need to post more with her ...
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 06, 2009, 04:27:26 PM: That's Joanie Lauer.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on March 06, 2009, 05:47:58 PM: I took another look and realized that ...
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 05:51:23 PM: I skimmed the thread... dont get me wrong, I dont have any particular interest in The Geek's clitoral anatomy.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: The Geek on March 08, 2009, 09:22:06 AM: I thought we got this straight YEARS ago... i DO have a penis!
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: mosh on March 08, 2009, 10:59:25 AM: Ahhh, thats what you were turkey slapping my face with when I slept in that time I stayed at your place.

Way to wake me up.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: The Geek on March 08, 2009, 11:00:59 AM: I figured that's what they did down unda'!
And I figured you'd like licking, down unda' my balls.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Doormouse on March 08, 2009, 11:35:30 AM: Yeah that's pretty much common knowledge about Ozzers here in the US. I thought it was a Maori custom you guys adopted. You mean to tell us morning-dick-in-the-face isn't customary?
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: mosh on March 08, 2009, 11:39:39 AM: No, we normally have a sheep nibble at our genitals.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: taiko on March 08, 2009, 01:52:20 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on March 08, 2009, 11:35:30 AM
You mean to tell us morning-dick-in-the-face isn't customary?

Australians do EVERYTHING with their dicks. Pick up chicks, cook & clean, alarm clock...
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: bagman on March 08, 2009, 05:57:41 PM: (http://www.extremejokes.com/images/hugeclit.jpg)
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: tricky on March 08, 2009, 10:54:14 PM: I think that is officially a he-she.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Doormouse on March 08, 2009, 10:57:25 PM: It's like an 8-year-old-boy-she and it's against God's will.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on March 09, 2009, 02:01:58 AM: Yeah, even I'd draw a line ....

Then again, if it were truly all female, I'd ....
You know, I don't know what I'd do ....
... not at first
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 02:08:48 AM: Depends on how sensitive it is.

It could be used as one of those bags boxers use to train on.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on March 09, 2009, 02:19:50 AM: ... especially China's
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:21:54 AM: Quote from: Thrash on March 09, 2009, 02:01:58 AM
Yeah, even I'd draw a line ....

Then again, if it were truly all female, I'd ....
You know, I don't know what I'd do ....
... not at first

Man, you are so gay now. You can't even figure out if you want to lick it, suck it, stroke it, or shove it in your ass first.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 09, 2009, 09:55:57 AM: Quote from: krapsna on March 09, 2009, 09:21:54 AM
Quote from: Thrash on March 09, 2009, 02:01:58 AM
Yeah, even I'd draw a line ....

Then again, if it were truly all female, I'd ....
You know, I don't know what I'd do ....
... not at first

Man, you are so gay now. You can't even figure out if you want to lick it, suck it, stroke it, or shove it in your ass first.

Yeah, I would be more than happy to do any of those. It's fucking chick dude.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:58:05 AM: Gay!
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 09, 2009, 09:59:38 AM: Nothing gayer than fucking a chick.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Doormouse on March 09, 2009, 10:05:43 AM: Unless It's getting fucked by a chick with a dick.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: The Geek on March 09, 2009, 05:50:42 PM: you raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 05:51:40 PM: Oh shit, Mello's going to bend you over and fuck you good now.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: The Geek on March 09, 2009, 05:58:39 PM: oh my god why did i just look up big clit pics? I had NO IDEA THOSE BIG ASS THINGS EXISTED
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 06:00:55 PM: Don't lie, yours almost qualifies as a cock. You've said it many times.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: The Geek on March 09, 2009, 06:03:40 PM: No, I have said on many occasions that I HAVE a cock. Not that my clit could QUALIFY as a cock. Christ, get it right!
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on March 09, 2009, 06:23:53 PM: My original statement(s) stand; fag or not ...
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 10, 2009, 03:03:46 PM: okay, let's start from the beginning? is that really this mellow's person's clitoris?

mellow is a girl for real, right? fill me in here people.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on March 10, 2009, 05:26:22 PM: Is this where we insert a "Mello's Cock Will Fill You In Good" joke, or not?
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 04:25:08 AM: Quote from: Dixon Magina on March 10, 2009, 03:03:46 PM
okay, let's start from the beginning? is that really this mellow's person's clitoris?

mellow is a girl for real, right? fill me in here people.

Bend over and she will.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on March 12, 2009, 01:33:10 AM: I'll take that as a 'yes' ...
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: TWATson on April 02, 2009, 11:14:23 AM: Chyna is just gross. Also, my child will never be allowed on the interweb since awful pictures like that are readily available.

By the way, I've seen Mello's penis, and it sure will fill you in.
Title: Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down?
Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2009, 06:16:09 PM: I wish I could use this:

(http://www.q45.org/uploads/old_thread.jpg)