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What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? (Read 9770 times)
What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? on: March 05, 2009, 01:52:43 PM
What is that giant, fleshy thing bobbing around up there?

OH MY GOD IT'S MY CLITORIS! I THOUGHT I HAD GROWN A SMALL PENIS!!!

I bet Detroit would like to suck on this if I dipped it in my moon cup.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 02:24:00 PM
What is that giant, fleshy thing bobbing around up there?

OH MY GOD IT'S MY CLITORIS! I THOUGHT I HAD GROWN A SMALL PENIS!!!

I bet Detroit would like to suck on this if I dipped it in my moon cup.

Giant clits are hot.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 04:00:24 PM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #3 on: March 06, 2009, 12:00:09 AM
The clit is no longer a mystery.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #4 on: March 06, 2009, 12:44:51 AM
True enough. What is that, Nietzsche?



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #5 on: March 06, 2009, 03:39:06 AM
Didnt Chyna have one of the biggest clits ever seen?



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #6 on: March 06, 2009, 10:08:56 AM
Gross. That's what happens when you're on the roids. I hope yours isn't that big Mello! Get off the roids while you can.
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Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #7 on: March 06, 2009, 10:52:05 AM
man, earlier today I opened this thread at work and was sooooo close to getting busted. Nice one
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #8 on: March 06, 2009, 12:57:18 PM
I did the same in class yesterday.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #9 on: March 06, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
Who would have thought, nude pics in the sex/gossip forum.  Savages these days.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #10 on: March 06, 2009, 01:46:53 PM
Oh I'm not complaining. The problem is not with the picture, it's with work/school.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #11 on: March 06, 2009, 02:56:52 PM
Work/school is ALWAYS a problem ...

Wait, is that "Wolfie"/"Seemore Butts" the anal loving squirter?
I need to post more with her ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #12 on: March 06, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
That's Joanie Lauer.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #13 on: March 06, 2009, 05:47:58 PM
I took another look and realized that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #14 on: March 07, 2009, 05:51:23 PM
I skimmed the thread... dont get me wrong, I dont have any particular interest in The Geek's clitoral anatomy.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #15 on: March 08, 2009, 09:22:06 AM
I thought we got this straight YEARS ago... i DO have a penis!



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #16 on: March 08, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Ahhh, thats what you were turkey slapping my face with when I slept in that time I stayed at your place.

Way to wake me up.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #17 on: March 08, 2009, 11:00:59 AM
I figured that's what they did down unda'!
And I figured you'd like licking, down unda' my balls.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #18 on: March 08, 2009, 11:35:30 AM
Yeah that's pretty much common knowledge about Ozzers here in the US. I thought it was a Maori custom you guys adopted. You mean to tell us morning-dick-in-the-face isn't customary?



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #19 on: March 08, 2009, 11:39:39 AM
No, we normally have a sheep nibble at our genitals.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #20 on: March 08, 2009, 01:52:20 PM
You mean to tell us morning-dick-in-the-face isn't customary?

Australians do EVERYTHING with their dicks.  Pick up chicks, cook & clean, alarm clock...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #21 on: March 08, 2009, 05:57:41 PM



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #22 on: March 08, 2009, 10:54:14 PM
I think that is officially a he-she.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #23 on: March 08, 2009, 10:57:25 PM
It's like an 8-year-old-boy-she and it's against God's will.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #24 on: March 09, 2009, 02:01:58 AM
Yeah, even I'd draw a line ....

Then again, if it were truly all female, I'd  ....
You know, I don't know what I'd do ....
... not at first
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #25 on: March 09, 2009, 02:08:48 AM
Depends on how sensitive it is.

It could be used as one of those bags boxers use to train on.



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #26 on: March 09, 2009, 02:19:50 AM
... especially China's
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #27 on: March 09, 2009, 09:21:54 AM
Yeah, even I'd draw a line ....

Then again, if it were truly all female, I'd  ....
You know, I don't know what I'd do ....
... not at first

Man, you are so gay now. You can't even figure out if you want to lick it, suck it, stroke it, or shove it in your ass first.
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Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #28 on: March 09, 2009, 09:55:57 AM
Yeah, even I'd draw a line ....

Then again, if it were truly all female, I'd  ....
You know, I don't know what I'd do ....
... not at first

Man, you are so gay now. You can't even figure out if you want to lick it, suck it, stroke it, or shove it in your ass first.

Yeah, I would be more than happy to do any of those.  It's fucking chick dude.
~
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Re: What is that huge fleshy thing hanging down? Reply #29 on: March 09, 2009, 09:58:05 AM
Gay!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
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MyWebTrash.com
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