Hahaha, what are you keeping from us, Thrash???

I'm more worried about what you could possibly still be keeping from US, man ...

I guess you either become an alcoholic or a lesbian when you are a young mom.  Hawt.

Both would be hawt'r!

Aren't all young moms alcoholics?  I thought that was how they usually got knocked up in the first place.

Polyamory sounds lovely!

I fancy it ...