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Daddy ate my eyes(Read 3637 times)
Daddy ate my eyes on: May 19, 2009, 09:01:17 PM
How did we miss this ?

 " Hospital staff told detectives the boy's "left eye and muscle was gone and missing." "

http://www.kget.com/news/local/story/Blind-Bakersfield-boy-Daddy-ate-my-eyes/RK0Wdl1WTUCH5BlkgKlGuA.cspx
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #1 on: May 19, 2009, 09:04:06 PM
Mayhem FTW!
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Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #2 on: May 19, 2009, 09:40:56 PM
that's fucking gross.

what the fuck is wrong with people?

cutting your own leg off is fine, but eyeball eating is crossing the line.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 10:26:51 PM
That's just fucking wrong.  >:(



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 10:47:45 PM
I think it's fucking metal.
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Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
This sounds like a horror movie in the making.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 12:47:58 AM
that "news story" repeated the same information 3 times, to make it seem like a longer story.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 12:52:05 AM
I didn't watch it. I use you guys for stuff like that.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 09:36:32 AM
What terrible events. That poor kid.
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Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 09:37:32 AM
YUMMO
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 11:59:22 AM
racheal ray would eat kids' eyeballs, that demented troll cunt.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 02:54:34 PM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #12 on: May 20, 2009, 03:13:06 PM
rachael ray does eat kids' eyeballs, that demented troll cunt.

She also grinds their bones to make her bread.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #13 on: May 20, 2009, 05:33:40 PM
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Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 02:40:01 PM
I thought I'd replied to this already.. Then realised it's a new thread; you stole it from RT.


Anyway, I'd like to know what it tasted like.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 03:04:47 PM
Just another of the threads in RT that has been posted in the wrong forum. I don't get the people in RT... it's like they want the place to get shut down again.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #16 on: May 21, 2009, 04:24:50 PM
No, it's still not quite like it was before.



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #17 on: May 23, 2009, 08:14:26 PM



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #18 on: May 23, 2009, 09:20:28 PM
Woah dude. I know what mayhem meant, but I never knew it was a charge; Hah! :-[
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Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #19 on: May 23, 2009, 11:27:44 PM
[sam neill]YOU DONT NEED EYE'S TO SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING!!![/sam neill]



Re: Daddy ate my eyes Reply #20 on: May 24, 2009, 06:48:38 AM
[sam neill]YOU DONT NEED EYE'S TO SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING!!![/sam neill]
I'm going to Disneyworld.