One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
rachael ray does eat kids' eyeballs, that demented troll cunt.
[sam neill]YOU DONT NEED EYE'S TO SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING!!![/sam neill]