There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.
Muffintops are sexy. And useful. You can carry your lighter on one side and an emergency cig on the other.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
He's already said he doesn't mind, he just uses his nose as a prybar ...