If the glove is thick enough I guess you wouldnt feel your hand. Though... It'd look like you were getting a handjob from Micky Mouse.
Muffintops are sexy. And useful. You can carry your lighter on one side and an emergency cig on the other.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
He's already said he doesn't mind, he just uses his nose as a prybar ...