I'm not a fucking MONSTER!

How DAREST you, sir!

Green Bean!

And, to think they say that you dont care...

You know I do, Gubba!

Wow.

That ("gubba") is Dear's nickname for his little sister.

What a small world it is.

If I had a dime for every time some random black person on the subway (out of no where) got it in my eyes, my hair, my disability ...

I had to pay for college somehow!

Wow.

That ("gubba") is Dear's nickname for his little sister.

What a small world it is.

It doesn't mean that, Mackerel Snapper!

If I had a dime for every time some random black person on the subway (out of no where) called me a rich white/honky/cracker/opey bitch... well, Id be a rich white/honky/cracker/opey bitch! Sadly, you do not receive a dime every time someone who is angry at the world, incorrectly judges/labels you for no real reason.

everyone has had it hard. Sex, race, orientation, color of your eyes, your hair, your nationality, where you are from. what kind of money you make, disability, .. I can go on!
everything is against you as a member of society. It's best to leave it at that than say "X person has it harder than Y" for neither of us know what it is to be "Y", let alone what type of cards life dealt "X" and how difficult their situation was.

Uhh no.

Everyone gets judged, not everyone has it hard.

Your parents may have had it hard so you have it easy. At some point someone busted ass to improve your collective lot. Figure out who that ancestor was and thank them for it every day.

I want to know why I might want to come visit niggers?

What's in it for me? Or the niggers?

I ALMOST edited it and removed the comma from the title to fuck with Dylan ...
Problem is that that's editing, however, I honestly debated it for about 10 seconds ...

Your parents may have had it hard so you have it easy. At some point someone busted ass to improve your collective lot. Figure out who that ancestor was and thank them for it every day.

Thank You!

Oh.  And AMEN, my brother!

Don't make me break my foot off in your ass, Dave.

Hey whitebread, say it right.

DON' MAKE ME BUS' MAH FOOT OFF IN YO' ASS, DAVE!!!

He's never gonna say it like that... he hates the negroids.

Who says I hate negroids?  I just find them silly and/or annoying.

I says...

Welcome to Jerkwater, Maine...

Population: YOU.

That guy isn't from Maine.

Fucking amen, underclass.

Seriously, girl. I like you and all, but really?

I hope that wasnt to me, because I agree with Underclass.

It's the reason i try not to disappoint my parents [too much].

Disappointing your parents is inevitable.

The trick is to do so in such a way that they disown you.

... but still loan you $ without asking to be repayed.

I <3 parents!