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facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


hahahaha!(Read 4705 times)
hahahaha! on: January 18, 2010, 06:32:01 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 08:51:23 PM
i totally want that. i need to work on my hand job techniques.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 03:20:36 AM
you can practice on me



Re: hahahaha! Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 12:54:11 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.
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Re: hahahaha! Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 02:28:47 PM
Hah!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: hahahaha! Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 03:10:58 PM
Hahaha!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 03:48:43 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

This happened to me last night... except it wasn't a shake weight, it was a cock.  Oh and my boyfriend's come is so thick it won't even wash off with water.  It's kind of exciting.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 03:55:18 PM
Cum + water = glue.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 04:58:45 PM
Yeah I think I'm dehydrated. Mine comes out in little bricks lately...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: hahahaha! Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 05:52:08 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

I literally laughed out loud ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: hahahaha! Reply #10 on: January 19, 2010, 06:04:39 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

you should submit that idea to the company.

it would be lawlstastic



Re: hahahaha! Reply #11 on: February 12, 2012, 01:31:30 AM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

South Park totally stole this.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #12 on: February 12, 2012, 04:52:30 PM
Hahaha ... Yeah
Quote from: ShakeWeight
Here's your cab fare ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')