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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Happy Birthday Psychopathetic!(Read 13167 times)
Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #30 on: April 04, 2009, 08:55:34 PM
No, it's going quite well ...

Well, except that I'm here in my office posting to you fuckups instead of chasing tail ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #31 on: April 04, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
So get out there and BE DO somebody, little buddy!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #32 on: April 04, 2009, 09:02:40 PM
In a bit ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #33 on: April 05, 2009, 07:26:40 PM
so here's what the hubby got me.



it's a green amethyst. it's quite lovely. it's in white gold with pretty filigree on the sides and around the setting.



and here's what he got me because his first engagement ring he gave me seven years ago was so "pathetic". his word, not mine. yes, it was a diamond so small it was often mistaken for a shiny piece of lint but i still loved it because he picked it out by himself, especially for me. now i have this beauty.

it's about damn time.

i know, you guys probably don't care but i can't help showing them off.  ;D
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #34 on: April 05, 2009, 07:29:35 PM
No that's cool. Everyone loves jewels. It's our inner pirate saying "Arrr!"



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #35 on: April 05, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
Matey. (mate with me?)
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Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #36 on: April 05, 2009, 09:45:30 PM
what dyl you wanna breed with me? any kid we might have wouldn't stand a chance.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #37 on: April 05, 2009, 09:52:42 PM
The local bagman would steal it from our nest and eat it.
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Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #38 on: April 05, 2009, 09:58:42 PM
happy belated birthday



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #39 on: April 05, 2009, 10:31:29 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #40 on: April 06, 2009, 04:13:14 AM
It would have been cooler if he'd got you a parrot to sit on your shoulder Sarah...



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #41 on: April 06, 2009, 09:14:01 AM
It would have been cooler if he'd got you a parrot to sit on your shoulder Sarah...

i know but since i got rid of the peg leg and eye patch a parrot probably would've been for moot.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #42 on: April 06, 2009, 02:22:01 PM
Do you want my eye patch?  I don't need it anymore and it's authentic.
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Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #43 on: April 07, 2009, 03:57:20 AM
But does it have as much cred as Balor's eye patch?



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #44 on: April 07, 2009, 04:36:19 AM
I GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING EYE POINT BLANK WITH A CO2 PISTOL. I HAVE CRED.
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Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #45 on: April 07, 2009, 04:47:13 AM
Yes, but does your eye patch?



Re: Happy Birthday Psychopathetic! Reply #46 on: April 07, 2009, 04:50:48 AM
It's handmade suede.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon