No, it's going quite well ...

Well, except that I'm here in my office posting to you fuckups instead of chasing tail ...

So get out there and BE DO somebody, little buddy!

In a bit ...

so here's what the hubby got me.



it's a green amethyst. it's quite lovely. it's in white gold with pretty filigree on the sides and around the setting.



and here's what he got me because his first engagement ring he gave me seven years ago was so "pathetic". his word, not mine. yes, it was a diamond so small it was often mistaken for a shiny piece of lint but i still loved it because he picked it out by himself, especially for me. now i have this beauty.

it's about damn time.

i know, you guys probably don't care but i can't help showing them off. 

No that's cool. Everyone loves jewels. It's our inner pirate saying "Arrr!"

Matey. (mate with me?)

what dyl you wanna breed with me? any kid we might have wouldn't stand a chance.

The local bagman would steal it from our nest and eat it.

happy belated birthday

It would have been cooler if he'd got you a parrot to sit on your shoulder Sarah...

It would have been cooler if he'd got you a parrot to sit on your shoulder Sarah...

i know but since i got rid of the peg leg and eye patch a parrot probably would've been for moot.

Do you want my eye patch?  I don't need it anymore and it's authentic.

But does it have as much cred as Balor's eye patch?

I GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING EYE POINT BLANK WITH A CO2 PISTOL. I HAVE CRED.

Yes, but does your eye patch?

It's handmade suede.