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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Somebody get this girl a sandwich...(Read 19589 times)
Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #60 on: April 26, 2009, 02:28:21 AM
Not really.  If my balance was off I would topple over.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #61 on: April 26, 2009, 02:45:30 AM
My doctor told me not to worry about the BMI thing.  My lean body mass is more than the BMI's target for my height, so i should be aiming for a healthy body fat percentage instead.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #62 on: April 26, 2009, 09:33:45 AM
run you fat bastard! run!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #63 on: April 26, 2009, 12:00:12 PM
Yeah, BMI's pretty full of shit. I know I could stand to lose some weight, but BMI doesn't take muscle mass into consideration at all.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #64 on: April 26, 2009, 03:03:33 PM
run you fat bastard! run!

I signed up to run a 5K in October, so I will be doing exactly that.  Nothing more powerful than the potential to embarass myself to provide motivation.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #65 on: April 26, 2009, 03:28:08 PM
I can't run long distances for shit. My knees and shins/flat feet suck.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #66 on: April 26, 2009, 03:32:14 PM
i just calculated my bmi. 21.0. although i've heard the issue is total bullshit.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #67 on: April 26, 2009, 04:41:28 PM
I'm 7'1" and 674 lbs. so whatever that BMI is is what I am.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #68 on: April 26, 2009, 04:59:05 PM
So...

You're saying....

You're a...

Big...
Fat...
LIAR?
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 04:59:46 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #69 on: April 26, 2009, 05:11:46 PM
Sure. Whatever.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #70 on: April 27, 2009, 04:56:08 AM
I'm 7'1" and 674 lbs. so whatever that BMI is is what I am.

That's both hot and awesome.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #71 on: April 27, 2009, 11:11:23 AM
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