So I guess a footjob is out of the question...

You made a whole thread just for lil' ole me.
I have extra long toes.. will you wear your kilt?

You want highland, black watch, or leather with stainless spikes on the hem?

You have a kilt because:

(a) I totally love Scotland, man!
(b) You have Scottish Ancestry
(c) Noe of the above

Och, jist answer the question.

d) He hates Romans.

Romans or roman showers?

I have a kilt because going to a Renn Faire dressed as a first century European Celt gets me funny looks. So I have a 14th century highland kilt, cloak, shirt and boots.

Nice.

McLeod, I think I'd pay to see you in a kilt.

Not much mind you, it's still a recession goin' on...

You could always pay me in kind 

I also take freshly prepared indian food as currency.

You want highland, black watch, or leather with stainless spikes on the hem?

Yes, Please.

There's a pic of the highland around here someplace.

You could always pay me in kind 

I also take freshly prepared indian food as currency.

Off to the post office!

There's a pic of the highland around here someplace.

I know, I saw it..  thats how I knew you owned a kilt. Come to think of it, my dick looks like you. He's in his 40's, and he is scottish.. I should get him a kilt. yum. new fantasy. :p I kid..

Of course you do.

So I guess this would be a good thread to wave and say, "Hey...KR's here!"  ...If you can't figure out who KR is, you obviously didn't hang out in the right places of HF.   

So I guess this would be a good thread to wave and say, "Hey...KR's here!"  ...If you can't figure out who KR is, you obviously didn't hang out in the right places of HF.   

Didn't you have an account here before? I'm sure you did.

You chose collywobble over KinkyRamona?  You're high again aren't you?!?  Glad you're here Kinky.

I like it.

ha, it's her username over at Johns (now dead) forum too.
Badass.

Didn't you have an account here before? I'm sure you did.

I did, but I don't really want the name Ramona to follow me everywhere, lol.  It's not really my name and Kinky Ramona was just a dumb nickname my friends gave me in high school.  Colliwobble is the name of an evil cauliflower on Banjo-Kazooie games.  My name is just an alternate spelling. 

I know it's not your real name brah, still just Jaitaiyai here.

Tree hugger was my nickname in highschool.  I don't mind it following me because it's better than Kit Kat.  (FUCK YOU FITZY!)

Neither are as good as Chainsaw.

Neither are as good as Chainsaw.

True but I lure people in with sweetness before I show my sadistic side.

Hey Ramona....  I have to say you were probably one of the more likable people at the forums.  Can't say I've ever been annoyed by you (not that you give a shit...lol).

Hey Ramona....  I have to say you were probably one of the more likable people at the forums.  Can't say I've ever been annoyed by you (not that you give a shit...lol).

You're right, I don't give two fucks or a shit.     Actually, I value your opinion quite highly.   

Dude she just wants some of your tasty, tasty beer.

Welcome, man.

Wow ~ Welcome, EVERYONE!  Nice to see ALL of y'all, again!