Ok kids! write me a detailed essay with at least 3 paragraphs filling me in on what you've been up to for the last 10 years.

Wait! Do you have a facebook? Cause a bunch of us do!

Yea.. but there isn't anything on it really.


I mainly use myspace. 

Summary of last 10 years:
Pissing a perfectly good life away on pointless jobs and too much formal education.

uhh.. i'm trying to figure out what my facebook url is...

i'm a dumbtard

I have a myspace but I never ever use it. In fact, I often forget it exists!

Myspace suffered from giving its users too much creative freedom on their site, not realizing that 90% of all humanity are fucking retards who given any ounce of said creative freedom proceed to create a face raping visual abortion with flashing lights, loud music, and innumerable spelling and grammatical errors.

5 years ago I had a Myspace and a Facebook page.
4 years 11 months and 3 weeks ago I only had a Facebook page.

I got Myspace, built a page and never use it. It's basically a place where I ignore old girlfriends and stalkers.

I built and lost a couple empires, now I play with sailboats and occasionally take a job using Mexicans as slave labor to build hotels. I get paid $10,000.00 per month and I pay them $4/hour.

It's a living.

You could save yourself a lot of hassle and just get them to make fashionable purses, you pig-dog exploiter.

Now I know who the man is.

Man, you guys suck at essays.

You could save yourself a lot of hassle and just get them to make fashionable purses, you pig-dog exploiter.

They aren't complaining and my mortgage is paid through the end of the month.

Anyway, who can afford expensive purses these days anyway? Commercial construction is guaranteed pay and the beaners love me.

i have a Facebook acc't (folks keep adding me as a friend), but i don't have the VAGUEST idea how to use it...

All my myspace people are starting to convert over to facebook.

facebook kind of scares me

Last 10 years:

Travelled. Travelled some more. Travelled some more, got messed up in the USofA. Travelled some more, got messed up in the USofA some more. Travelling some more soon to the USofA to get messed up some more.

Oh, and posted here some.

Myspace suffered from giving its users too much creative freedom on their site, not realizing that 90% of all humanity are fucking retards who given any ounce of said creative freedom proceed to create a face raping visual abortion with flashing lights, loud music, and innumerable spelling and grammatical errors.

Yep. The music thing is the clincher for me. I have no time for any webpage that plays music at me without me asking it to. FB is way, way better.

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Last 10 years: still living in Antigua, still working the same job (good thing), still loving life, still drinkin', smokin', straight North Coastin'.

myspace suffered hugely from being purchased by News Corp.

Rupert wants to make money off something that he cant make money off.

i don't have the VAGUEST idea how to use it...

Surprisingly, this doesn't shock me at all.

About me:

Moved to L.A., lived there for 5 years, was severely depressed the last 2 years that I lived there, moved to NJ, wasn't depressed anymore.

Sorry it wasn't three paragraphs.

Myspace suffered from giving its users too much creative freedom on their site, not realizing that 90% of all humanity are fucking retards who given any ounce of said creative freedom proceed to create a face raping visual abortion with flashing lights, loud music, and innumerable spelling and grammatical errors.

Yep. The music thing is the clincher for me. I have no time for any webpage that plays music at me without me asking it to. FB is way, way better.

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Last 10 years: still living in Antigua, still working the same job (good thing), still loving life, still drinkin', smokin', straight North Coastin'.

You forgot you're now promised to a MIXED RACE WOMAN

I moved from Austin to San Francisco, did the rockstar thing, came back to Austin, and now I am finishing my IT Accounting degree. Oh and splash of inappropriate behavior in between all of those things.

Only a splash?

...a whale sized splash...

Uh....

Went to university to learn stuff, learned how to drink 4 liters of beer > went to America to snowboard and learned that it's OK to be stoned and drunk a lot at work in certain cases > went to Japan to teach Engrish  and learned enough Japanese to... > move to Tokyo to work in a shitty desktop support role where I learned immediately that I hate desktop support > subsequently worked for the bank that everyone loves to hate the most and learned some very harsh life lessons at a very young age > quit > joined a company doing IT for Japanese banks > met a girl > married her > we both started companies on the side > hers is booming while mine is a pile of rubble. learned that just because a guy has an MBA from a top-5 school doesn't mean he knows how to do financial projections you fucking idiot > spend most of my spare time in bars or on a baseball diamond > planning a family > don't like my job, but it's cushy, however I want to quit and cycle around Japan

Built businesses, did well, met a girl, spent 7.5 years in a hell-like state (not all, she's a great girl, we just sucked together), split up, grew businesses more, and doing pretty well, don't give fuck-all about anything; oh, and I fuck hot chicks quite a bit ....

Where's YOUR paragraph and explaination of why and how the years haven't been "kind" to you?

I'm just assuming that since she's fat life hasn't been kind to her.

We don't know she's "fat", we just know "time's not been kind to" her ...
There's a lot of ways this can go ...

But, updated pics (compared with old pics) would work to prove/disprove this ...

hahahaha

Clever ...

I like how in the kit there is this tiny plastic bag filled with white powder.  As if butterflies snort rails.... As if!

Built businesses, did well, met a girl, spent 7.5 years in a hell-like state (not all, she's a great girl, we just sucked together), split up, grew businesses more, and doing pretty well, don't give fuck-all about anything; oh, and I fuck hot chicks quite a bit ....

you forgot the part where you get random phonecalls from people on this board asking for advice.