Whatever you do, don't let Emp get drunk and buy a cd from a black man.

I never brought it up, but tricky didn't let me buy a CD from a black man either.  Just FYI.

Also:  how disappointing!  I didn't know I was supposed to be expecting a drunk, late night phone call.  Unless, of course, the influx of new folks has brought 3 other people that all live in the same state and weren't at the party!

Liar.

Okay, fine.  You tell me what happened when the black man came up to me while we were waiting to cross the street.  Didn't he offer to sell me a CD?  Didn't he tell me that he liked my sunglasses, and that he knew white people always had cash on them?  Didn't you punch him in the mouth and yell "Nigger!"?

Just the facts, ma'am.

No, but you did say that I was your wife.

well, if we'd done in Texas what we did in New York, you WOULD be...

I'll pretend that I didn't see that posted here.

Ha ha! Tricky is a suhlaaaaat! Ew!

Hey Lucas, way to score! Hi 5!

(yes, this is just so tricky and sasha can complain about double standards).

Who is posting on eitje now?  Bizarre.

Party was fun this weekend.

did zoomie make it all bettah for you?

No but I made him give the extra frostycino to a recovering cokehead just before bedtime. She was all "No problem, I'll just take a handful of Sominex..."

Sounds like you're really enjoying your sobriety. Stupid hag.

I would have let her blow me but her teeth wouldn't stop chattering.

I love a good scraping...

What double standard?

You know, guys who fuck a lot of girls are studs but girls who fuck a lot of guys are SLAAAAAHTS!!!

skank


hey, where are the pics from last weekend?!

Eh. My camera never got out of tulip's bag, Chi and Geek took a lot of though.

I didnt even have a camera on me, that's Chitownoi

well there goes any chance of seeing pictures then.

I don't care to see pictures of beached whales and sad tents.

Good cuz they were happy tents.

Not Yurts advertising Fleshlight.com?

Still in contract negotiations.