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What's the most important thing within a relationship?(Read 27704 times)
Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #30 on: August 14, 2009, 10:04:02 AM
A failed relationship does not mean you picked the wrong guy. It could very well of been you. Again, I dont know you so it cant be obvious.

I meant it is obvious to me in hindsight!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #31 on: August 14, 2009, 10:05:55 AM
We knew what you meant. Brian get easily confused.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #32 on: August 14, 2009, 10:07:18 AM
We knew what you meant. Brian get easily confused.

Given the question she was asking....how ?
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #33 on: August 14, 2009, 10:17:24 AM
Why aren't you posting as homelessjoe?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #34 on: August 14, 2009, 10:20:07 AM
I decided to use the log on name rather than the user name.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #35 on: August 14, 2009, 10:58:48 AM
I agree w/ Sasha's view pretty much completely.  If you can bond over a few things you can probably put other differences aside.

To be in a relationship you have to be able to not be in one.  You have to be independent, financially and emotionally, so that you don't just anchor to somebody who's wrong for you for your own sake.

You have to have 100% trust in the other person and as soon as that goes the rest goes too.

Just like in a war in the Middle East, it's always good to have an exit strategy.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #36 on: August 14, 2009, 11:16:39 AM
Just like in a war in the Middle East, it's always good to have an exit strategy.

Or, if she does become pregnant due to some condom malfunction, push her down a flight of stairs.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #37 on: August 14, 2009, 12:52:09 PM
Mosh, have I told you lately that you're hot + awesome?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #38 on: August 14, 2009, 01:19:35 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-induced_abortion

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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #39 on: August 14, 2009, 02:50:14 PM
Why aren't you posting as homelessjoe?

Thank you!

Been wEndering what had happened to Joe...

Speaking of the which, what has happened to Dylan?
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #40 on: August 14, 2009, 10:01:56 PM
He's slipping it to livestock at the moment...



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #41 on: August 15, 2009, 05:02:52 PM
I can't read this shit ...
I don't know why ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #42 on: August 16, 2009, 02:01:42 AM
Why? Because you're mortality is getting to you and you are starting to realize you will never get married?  Me too.

I think Dylan got a job........ just kidding!



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #43 on: August 16, 2009, 02:51:37 AM
I almost shit a brick ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #44 on: August 16, 2009, 03:40:00 AM
Hopefully Dylan didn't OD or go to the local insane asylum...



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #45 on: August 16, 2009, 03:47:54 AM
No, his Twitter says he's *** hiding from the persecution*** taking time off from here ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #46 on: August 16, 2009, 04:54:34 AM
That is sad that this place is his social circle.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #47 on: August 16, 2009, 04:48:16 PM
... and Twitter; can't forget about that!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #48 on: August 16, 2009, 11:35:17 PM
hiding from the persecution? He got high, fucked with one of his IRL friends posts and ran away for a spell
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #49 on: August 17, 2009, 03:10:44 AM
IRL haha.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #50 on: August 17, 2009, 03:31:36 AM
Sometimes I wish I could give him a wedgie.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #51 on: August 17, 2009, 03:32:23 AM
that would sound like Eric Cartman with a wedgie
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #52 on: August 17, 2009, 04:17:18 AM
I wonder if Kyle would be Kyle in that scenario.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #53 on: August 17, 2009, 04:18:37 PM
Most imp thing?

Hmm sexual chemistry, cooking ability.
And ease of disposing of the body.


Damn, better edit that...

PS never date a fat person.Thin ones, wrap the body in a rolled up Persian carpet + dump in the river.Job done.
Ever seen what a fat 'un looks like wrapped in carpet...?

Don't say I didn't warn u.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 04:51:56 PM by OriginalRessotaspiksMan »



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #54 on: August 17, 2009, 06:38:03 PM
 The hell is wrong with you? Persian carpets are serious fucking money!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #55 on: August 17, 2009, 06:44:32 PM
And a lot more traceable than plastic sheeting.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #56 on: August 17, 2009, 06:52:17 PM
And a lot more traceable than cheap motel shower curtains.

Fixed.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #57 on: August 18, 2009, 12:44:17 AM
never date a fat person

I've been saying this for years.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #58 on: August 18, 2009, 01:27:32 AM
I never dated a fat person. Fucked a few tho
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #59 on: August 18, 2009, 01:29:28 AM
I've fucked a few chubby guys but never a fat one.