for the price/quality/quantity?

i love grilled cheese sandwiches!

You?

As long as we're not talking about Dr. Ruth's cunt; sure ...

Dude, I know youve eaten that...

As long as we're not talking about Dr. Ruth's cunt; sure ...

G-r-i-l-l-e-d C-h-e-e-s-e sandwiches

NOT Tuna-In-OIL tacos...

Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...

Yes. Grilled cheese and tomato and ham sandwich.

Mmmmm, patty melt ...

As long as we're not talking about Dr. Ruth's cunt; sure ...

G-r-i-l-l-e-d C-h-e-e-s-e sandwiches

NOT Tuna-In-OIL tacos...

With a side of dust...

I used to go to a somewhat shady diner on Route 1 to get grilled cheese sandwiches, watch the waitress buy/smoke meth in the parking lot, and listen in to the other customers talk about fucking hookers in the attached motel. 

It's a shame it closed.

Beltway or Valencia?

Beltway.  It's like 5 minutes from my office.

Yeah what a seedy joint that is...

The grilled cheese was always good. 

I've had my eye on a few places in Brooklyn, now that I drive down route 2 to go to Planet Fitness down there in Glenn Burnie. 

Don't be a Lunk...

To answer the OP:

Fillin' a bag up with Vaseline, sliding it between two mattresses, and fucking it.

That sounds like too much trouble.  I would just use my hand.

I was going to say "an orgasm that leaves scars".

To answer the OP:

Fillin' a bag up with Vaseline, sliding it between two mattresses, and fucking it.

For the Cost : Enjoyment ratio,

nah.

Especially since i'm a female, and that just wouldn't do anything for me, you know?

Don't be a Lunk...

For $10/month, I can avoid grunting until I build a power rack in my basement & get an elliptical machine. 

The night employees really don't give a shit about much of anything, anyway.

I just googled lunk and planet fitness and read about their "Judgement Free Zone" and their "lunk alarm". WTF? How do those two things co-exist?

Really, it's just a Curves (women's only gym) except open to everyone. 

Judgement free really just means non-intimidating.  All the equipment is purple & a little gay looking, weights are rubber coated so you don't hear clanging, they have tootsie rolls at the door, they don't have super-intense classes going on, etc.

I've read that some of them even have pizza parties every month.

So it's a gym designed for people who need to choose to exercise at their own pace. Or to keep fat people fat.

Nice.

I think it's probably a pretty good scam, really.

What's the statistic about the number of people who join a gym and don't go?

At $10 a month and no contractual obligation to give them a specific date to go cancel the membership, I bet people just stay members forever.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I prefer my gyms packed with body-builders who make me feel inferior as a man

Somehow a bunch of fools with shaved chests and shriveled testicles to not make me feel like less of a man.

Is There Anything BETTER Than a Grilled Cheese Sandwich...

Road head.

I like going to spinning classes and sometimes yoga classes.  But the keyword here is sometimes, and sometimes is what is keeping me weak and frail looking.  At least I'm skinny though, I give all my thanks to depression for that!