Another Labrador Retriever. Nine weeks. I think we settled on Moordoch. Angus is not pleased. He thinks he's being phased out. I keep telling him, "Nigga, this ain't General Motors..."

Will post pics tomorrow.

Every six months Zoomie goes without sex, we find out about another newly acquired pet or sailboat.

I know, right?

Well I can't sit around polishing the pickle all day...

Fuck, what's wrong with you man? If I had time on my hands, I'd have my dick in my hands...

dicklock


sorry... that was terrible. *clicks "post"*

From the two most industrious persons on this site, I get advice to sit at home and provide effort without result.

This morning I woke up in Bizarro-land...

Every six months Zoomie goes without sex, we find out about another newly acquired pet or sailboat.

awesome! 

The easiest way to housetrain a dog is with a crate.

The hardest part about crate training is dealing with the little fucker screaming for two days until he gets used to it.

The easiest way to housetrain a dog is with a crate.

The hardest part about crate training is dealing with the little fucker screaming for two days until he gets used to it.

yeah, but you don't DARE feel sorry for 'em...

i did, once.  The little shit PISSED all over my head and pillow!!!  And since we had just moved in, middle of winter?  No hot water...  i had a headache for 2 days!

I hate pets.  Dogs want to sniff my crotch and cats want to scratch me... fuck it.

I hate people.  Men want to sniff my crotch and women want to scratch me... fuck it.

fxd

Will post pics tomorrow.

 

I hate pets.  Dogs want to sniff my crotch and cats want to scratch me... fuck it.

Arthur left you alone.

Im gonna go ahead and say that the new eitje is really danzig. look at the use of emoticons...

I would agree, with the exception that whoever it is has Luke's thought and speech patterns down pat. And Dylan doesn't have the focus or attention to study those.

I love having dogs.

What if Danzig used his amphetamine-enhanced focus to study every post Lucas ever made in hopes of travelling to Texas, murdering him, and taking over his life, but only got as far as usurping his identity on l-g?

He'll tweet about it.

Then i'd say he's WAY behind schedule.

But he may be planning more murder and mayhem than y'all know about.

SEVERAL of us live in Tejas, and are imminently murderable, muggable, AND molestable...

If that's the case I think Danzy is too much of a pussy to actually kill anyone.

Tricky on the other hand...

From the two most industrious persons on this site, I get advice to sit at home and provide effort without result.

This morning I woke up in Bizarro-land...

I'm more industrious than all of you fuckers combined and I happen to AGREE with them, thank you very much!

Yeah well, you beat it so much because you hate women.

if I didn't live in a goddam city I'd have a dog

In the city you live in, you probably have had dog.

I bet it was yummy too.

Pssht.  There's no virtue in industriousness.  Just one more obnoxious idea from the Puritans that taints the US still today.

I would agree, with the exception that whoever it is has Luke's thought and speech patterns down pat. And Dylan doesn't have the focus or attention to study those.

YOU, however, have studied them enough to be able to RECOGNIZE those patterns YOURSELF.

No, muffin. You forget I was a linguist, etymology and speech patterns were my thing and I tend to catalog these things.

Back on topic, meet Murdoch.

Dog hair all over the carpet.  Do what Luke did and get a WHITE DOG next time.

Labs don't shed much, Einstein. Then again, the big one is either half Newfoundland or Mastiff. So yeah, we burn up a Hoover every 8 months or so.