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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.


Finally I can show you proof...(Read 10826 times)
Re: Finally I can show you proof... Reply #30 on: August 21, 2009, 09:13:57 AM


Yeah we're good. We made a deal. I don't talk to my stalkers and ex-girlfriends on Yahoo anymore and she won't have matricidal thoughts whilst I sleep soundly next to her...



That's funny to me because when my mister pisses me off, I usually tell him that I am going to kill him in his sleep.



Re: Finally I can show you proof... Reply #31 on: August 21, 2009, 09:16:43 AM
With muff-o-cation?



Re: Finally I can show you proof... Reply #32 on: August 21, 2009, 10:01:21 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Finally I can show you proof... Reply #33 on: August 21, 2009, 10:09:21 AM
Nice.

More like boobsphyxia.



Re: Finally I can show you proof... Reply #34 on: August 21, 2009, 10:39:26 AM
You can practice on me, if you need to. Boobsphyixia or muffocation.

Are you into queening, by any chance?
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Re: Finally I can show you proof... Reply #35 on: August 21, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
No, I don't let fat chicks sit on my face.



Re: Finally I can show you proof... Reply #36 on: August 21, 2009, 10:57:34 AM
I do.

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