I don't want to have sex with Sasha.  Also, I'm not cool - at all.

So, she's really quite justified in her statements.  Don't waste your time, next time.

Oh fuck, I hope I never run into you, somewhere.

Hey Fyre? When it comes to Luke, no means yes.

You know that's not true.
I always said "yes" to you...

Yeah but you meant no.

If you move back to Austin, you can hang out with me.  I hang out with all hot loose hipster chicks, because I am one.  If you come back to Austin though don't hang out with Luke and Kyle, because I don't.

Why the FLIP not???  They're cool, aren't they?  Or did they freak you out by wanting to have sex?

Luke is really cool! And he knows how to fuck. Not that I would know anything about that...

Kyle on the other hand, religiously saves pictures of people he doesn't know onto his hard drive and has bumps on his cock.

Yeah but you meant no.

Then how do you explain my rampant, lusty enthusiasm?

You liked the idea in theory, but were simultaneously relieved that it would never happen.

Luke is really cool!

Brook was drunk for a large part of my visit, so I don't think we can use her judgement as a clarifying lens.

And by "drunk" you mean whacked out on the GHB you slipped in her drink, right?

if i meet the lot of you when i go to austin i would prefer no roofies. a brutal gang rape is something i'd like to remember. 

first week in October.  just sayin'.

And by "drunk" you mean whacked out on the GHB you slipped in her drink, right?

No, I mean intoxicated with alcoholic beverages.  To the best of my knowledge, there was no drug usage amongst the LGers while I was visiting NYC.

Brook was drunk for a large part of my visit, so I don't think we can use her judgement as a clarifying lens.

I was only really drunk on that Friday night! Sunday we drank but I wasn't shit faced or anything and had decent judgment.

Yet we still ended up in the same hair-pulling place, drunk or not, didn't we?

true

What, you two didn't have pillow fights in bra and panties?

OK... bile... gotta go...

No, Brook is not much for pillow fights, I'd guess.  Unless the pillows are full of pennies, or rocks.

However, by the end of the weekend, I did own a pair of pants with a rip in them all the way up to the crotch.  She offered to fix them for me, but I declined.

These stories and more are what you missed from 2.5 months of my life! 

So what's up with this early October Austin thing? If you've never been to Austin, its very difficult to get bored. Even with no money. People there give shit away. At least shit that's cheap anyway, like mushrooms or smoke. Beer's cheap too. You can get Lone Star or PBR 16's at almost any bar, burgerjoint or whatever for a couple of dollars. Even the cops are more tolerant.

In the city of Austin proper, the laws have actually changed to cite & release for marijuana possession under a certain quantity!

As for your question, Mr BURNyA:

Mosh will be in town for a few days.  Of course, 13chem lives here, as do I (whom you do not know).  bagman is also around.

So, the plan is to show Mosh the town & surrounding areas.  Probably get drunk a number of times, as well as find other forms of entertainment.

If you can get into the area one of the days (I think it's Oct 2nd - 6th), we can try to arrange a mutual meet-up.

Also, I'm pretty sure 13chem DOES drink whiskey.  There's also pictures of her boobs in some of the other threads, just FYI.

Hey, Thrash/Mosh, are you going to fix this motherfucker's name, or what?

Ill be living there by then I'm sure. Just move away a few months ago to catch my breath and get my shite together. I'd be there now and just sleep in my car again if it wasn't so hot right now. 

Hey man, what's up.  Danzig/Epigone here.

okay, burnie.  keep us informed regarding your return!

now, i'm nowhere close to as punk as you, but i'll be glad to go out for some beers when you're back around.

Drugmoth. Hehe that's great. Sup yo, long time eh? Hi to Bagman too. And everyone of you fools from the wayback and new fools too. Man its crazy, I got on Antisocial over 10 fuckin years ago. This community gotts holding power. I was just a big nasty flame war back then right. Until the IRC came openand everyone got all lubby dubby. Shit, it seems like almost everyones still here, but where's Joe and Si? Punkviper disappeared a long time ago I guess. And tru?   

Kyle on the other hand, religiously saves pictures of people he doesn't know onto his hard drive and has bumps on his cock.

In this instance, I would use the word methodically, rather than religiously. Think of it it like collecting memorabilia or baseball cards of your favorite sports stars. Only, it's you geeks I collect mementos of.

Also, I have no bumps on my cock thank you very much. They're on my groin area above my cock.

Burn coming to Austin, eh? Awesome. Do you ever go to many shows?

As often as I can. In fact, my first real show I saw when I was a youngun was in Austin. Saw Sloppy Seconds at the Flamingo, may it and the BlackCat rest in peace. Id love to do some playing down there. Damned Austin scene is so bloated with bands tho. So much easier in a small town.

Drugmoth. Hehe that's great. Sup yo, long time eh? Hi to Bagman too. And everyone of you fools from the wayback and new fools too. Man its crazy, I got on Antisocial over 10 fuckin years ago. This community gotts holding power. I was just a big nasty flame war back then right. Until the IRC came openand everyone got all lubby dubby. Shit, it seems like almost everyones still here, but where's Joe and Si? Punkviper disappeared a long time ago I guess. And tru?   

I'd love to have the A-S experience again cuz L-G has been like some inbred spawn of A-S starring the cast of Cocoon for a long time now.  But, whateves.....I play the cards I'm dealt.

The IRC days are long gone but it seems that the universally accepted IM/chat program of L-G users is Skype, just so you know.....oh yeah, and FYI Joe and punkviper are not around, Si is alive and kicking (not sure about his posting habits lately but his SN is FAH-Q), and Tru is still around and stalking tricky.

I think I may be too old for all that pissed off at people I don't know shit. Guess we all are...

Not Danzig. He eats meth and broken glass and pisses emo and shits unnecessary anger.

Holy crap that was funny (or maybe I'm fucked up). Shitting unecessary anger is the most punk rock thing I've heard all month.

Not Danzig. He eats meth and broken glass and pisses emo and shits unnecessary anger.

I don't eat broken glass.