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I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.


Banned from HF(Read 116117 times)
Re: Banned from HF Reply #600 on: September 02, 2009, 08:59:06 PM
I'm sick of this thread. I should lock it.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #601 on: September 02, 2009, 09:01:13 PM
Do it.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #602 on: September 02, 2009, 09:02:14 PM
Spoilsport.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #603 on: September 02, 2009, 09:07:52 PM
Y'all ? It was your people who mentioned it. and what are you doing here anyway ? You have already mentioned you dont like the place.

edit: and sending urls in PM isnt a big deal. Ive done it the whole time ive been there and nothing.

I wasn't seperating "your people" from "my people". I like some of the posters here, I was just coming over to lurk.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #604 on: September 02, 2009, 09:18:20 PM
Have "your people" contact "my people" and we'll do lunch.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #605 on: September 02, 2009, 09:19:34 PM
I'm sick of this thread. I should lock it.

You should delete it! :D



Re: Banned from HF Reply #606 on: September 02, 2009, 09:54:58 PM
No, that would prove that we're liars.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #607 on: September 02, 2009, 10:01:36 PM
and the thread will either morf or die. Speaking of which.


Who has been banned from real places ? Bars, Stores, Sporting venues ...

Me. I'm not allowed to enter Ireland.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #608 on: September 02, 2009, 10:32:24 PM
Banned for life from McDonalds, George St Dunedin, New Zealand.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #609 on: September 02, 2009, 10:54:26 PM
Ya, well, I got the WERD from the BOSS just now that I too am a HF reject. Oh poopcycle. There now you can close the thread.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #610 on: September 02, 2009, 11:08:41 PM
Banned for life from McDonalds, George St Dunedin, New Zealand.

Okay. Spill it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #611 on: September 02, 2009, 11:09:06 PM
I was banned from my high school from the middle of my sophomore year until the beginning of my senior year.

Only banned from a bar once, for a month, because I grabbed some clown and shoved my fingers into his eyes after he knocked out a friend (and tried to do the same to me).

Banned myself from Ohio., for Reasons.

Oh, and I was banned from the diner across the street from my building in Ohio by a drug dealer/former tenant. That was quite the little imbroglio.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #612 on: September 02, 2009, 11:21:34 PM
I'm banned from Uzbekistan.

Long story. But it's ok, I dont even believe in Uzbekistan.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #613 on: September 02, 2009, 11:25:11 PM
Same with myself and North Korea.

Punk-ass Kims won't come out and fight.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #614 on: September 02, 2009, 11:54:50 PM
SOUTHPARK!!!

That was one of the FUNNIEST things i've ever seen ~ Russell Crowe Fightin' 'Round the World ~

when he goes to China!!!

Skip forward (or not!) to 1:44 for the beginning of the China segment:

The Russel Crowe Show Fightin' Around The World
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A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Banned from HF Reply #615 on: September 03, 2009, 12:19:42 AM
I wasn't seperating "your people" from "my people". I like some of the posters here, I was just coming over to lurk.

I like you too.  :)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #616 on: September 03, 2009, 12:55:44 AM
I was only ever banned from one bar, and it's about five ownership changes later, and is no longer a bar. I win!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #617 on: September 03, 2009, 01:07:53 AM
I have a friend who was chased out of a whorehouse in Panama.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #618 on: September 03, 2009, 01:09:35 AM
NPH?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #619 on: September 03, 2009, 02:30:21 AM
subliminalforum
HitlerJesus
southern0



Re: Banned from HF Reply #620 on: September 03, 2009, 02:37:42 AM
I'm HitlerJesus



Re: Banned from HF Reply #621 on: September 03, 2009, 02:38:21 AM
Nice try. I reg'd the HJ id.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #622 on: September 03, 2009, 02:38:43 AM
I have a friend who was chased out of a whorehouse in Panama.

I've been chased out of numerous whorehouses in Melbourne. All on the same night.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #623 on: September 03, 2009, 02:49:48 AM
I registered the name too.  Hitler P. Jesus



Re: Banned from HF Reply #624 on: September 03, 2009, 03:00:05 AM
I have a friend who was chased out of a whorehouse in Panama.

I've been chased out of numerous whorehouses in Melbourne. All on the same night.

I worked with a guy who's favorite game was to have his dick hang out of his pants until someone noticed. I don't think he was gay though, he was just an asshole.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #625 on: September 03, 2009, 12:10:52 PM
Only banned from a bar once, for a month, because I grabbed some clown and shoved my fingers into his eyes after he knocked out a friend (and tried to do the same to me).

It's wonderful how quickly fingers in someone's eyes makes them rethink that whole getting in a fight thing, isn't it?

I was banned from non-incarcerated society. The US would probably let me leave, but I'm not entirely sure any other countries will let me in. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm banned from many of them. It kinda sucks.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Banned from HF Reply #626 on: September 03, 2009, 12:49:54 PM
I've been asked not to return to a few establishments, but no one ever remembers.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #627 on: September 03, 2009, 01:10:11 PM
Yeah, he was feeling pretty good about himself until the moment he was bent over backwards trying desperately to get away and I guess scream for help or whatever through the palm of my hand. What a goofball.


 I only just recently remembered you posted on AS from the prison library in those halcyon days.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #628 on: September 03, 2009, 01:13:27 PM
« Last Edit: September 03, 2009, 01:14:26 PM by Wozzeck »
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Banned from HF Reply #629 on: September 03, 2009, 01:36:22 PM
Good job!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com