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If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.
If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.
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i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!
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I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?
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no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.
(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)


He or She?(Read 14660 times)
Re: He or She? Reply #60 on: September 17, 2009, 11:40:21 PM
Ball bearings!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: He or She? Reply #61 on: September 18, 2009, 03:02:55 AM
Testicles make you go faster.

So, ummm, anyone WITH Testes can go faster than anyone withOUT 'em?

i don't think so

especially not if the skin of one quick-dries from a puff of breeze,

thereby causing it to STICK, like Mick, to your leg,

causing MASSIVE injury and pain, especially when those short hairs pluck themselves,

not to SPEAK of what is CoNtAiNeD within that skin.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2009, 03:09:46 AM by fyrenza »
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Re: He or She? Reply #62 on: September 18, 2009, 03:04:04 AM
* shoots self in face
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: He or She? Reply #63 on: September 18, 2009, 03:11:13 AM
* shoots self in face with Empscum

Fixed!
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Re: He or She? Reply #64 on: September 22, 2009, 12:37:31 AM
Hmmm ...
1) it'd make him go faster
2) you're fitting in nicely here; it was even pretty much in context
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: He or She? Reply #65 on: September 22, 2009, 01:05:38 AM