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I'd have held out and made them go 3way.

Veronica. Her daddy got money. Besides, blondes are common.

I'd go with Veronica too. But you just know that Betty is a dirty, dirty girl.

Yeah you know she rocks the bareback ATM without a pre-coital enema.

'Betty is it. Not Veronica. This is serious.

Archie and Jughead are lovers... Archie is just using Veronica as his beard. Cant blame him, she's a bitch.

Actually, I'd go with Betty but tell her to cut and dye her hair.

I'd choose Betty.

So I guess Archie is supposed to end up miserable and divorced, and Betty will be there to pickup the pieces.

He should have picked Betty because she actually loves him, Veronica just wants him so Betty can't have him.

 For children, Betty. For pleasure, Veronica... and Betty. And lots of warm oil and the whole room covered in plastic.

For children, Betty. For pleasure, Veronica... and Betty. And lots of warm oil and the whole room covered in plastic.

I'd choose real-life.

No you wouldnt.

Real life means getting boils around your dick.

I'd choose real-life.

* FAH-Q hears Iggy Pop's Lust For Life, for some reason

It's nice to have the old cannon fodder back.

Veronica.. Freaky rich bitch works for me. Betty just seems like missionary only. I'll pass.

I'd choose real-life.

Archie comics are srs bsns

Veronica.. Freaky rich bitch works for me. Betty just seems like missionary only. I'll pass.

I bet Veronica would be snobby and not want her hair to get messed up.  Betty just screams "willing to do anything to please her man."

Which makes it all the more important that Veronica be violated.

Archie and Jughead are lovers... Archie is just using Veronica as his beard. Cant blame him, she's a bitch.

I dunno, take a look at jughead's expression here...

Which makes it all the more important that Veronica be violated.

I wonder if he'll still date Betty after the wedding.

I always found it weird that he dated both of them.

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veronica, because she's a brunette.

Hahaha!

I said, "pretend you've got no money"
she just laughed and said, "oh you're so funny!"
I said, "yeah? I can't see anyone else smiling..."

Which makes it all the more important that Veronica be violated.

Fuckin' score!

Wow, with all the compelling arguments, I actually can't decide ...

Betty's from Jersey, dude.

Oh ...
In that case ...

NO!!!