...of this HEADLINE

"I just had to get on her, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity she was beautiful."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's exactly how it was with me and pantycheese. But no one called me a whale rider.

Except Wendigo...

That's someone that took the movie too seriously.

HUH?

I think he is referring to Free Willy...

Whale Rider!  It's a movie!  Made in New Zealand!

GEEZ.

I lol'd

I lol'd

It was a really sad movie.  

This is a sad thread

Don't act like you never fell off a fat girl, Tru. I'll call you a liar.

That's exactly how it was with me and pantycheese. But no one called me a whale rider.

Except Wendigo...

You fucked pantycheese?

You mean THIS pantycheese?


*Shakes head*

She kinda scary.

Several times. Was good too.

Yeah, but you know what?

A whale could cover 50 meters in a HEARTBEAT,

and if it happened to surface beneath you...

i thought they sort of liked humans, too.  Were curious about us, like we are, about them?  Or is that just the porpoises and/or dolphins?


That lady is nice looking ~ look at her eyes...

You mean look at the dark circles and bags under her eyes? Which are presumably that way because she cries herself to sleep every night after finding that the refrigerator is already empty, though she just bought groceries that morning.

First of all, you don't even know her to say that fucknut. Secondly, if you remember correctly she had gastric bypass about 5 years ago and is now smaller than you. And was looking smoking hot the last time she was here.

Which really, really made me feel good about dumping her...

Chill out, Z. 

Yeah I know. Not the first time today I got slapped down for going off on someone who doesn't know what they're talking about...

Yeah I know. Not the first time today I got slapped down for going off on someone who doesn't know what they're talking about...

basically, bagman, what Zoomie is trying to say is:  "Please adjust your post to read 'cried', rather than 'cries'."