The names do fit nicely with the regression drug abusers go thru.

Have you told her about your dick troubles?

why do you keep changing your name?

I changed it twice in the same day cuz I wanted to change it then I thought of something better to change it to.

I think it oughta be "ChemCat". It rolls off the tongue better.

No, cuz I don't want to be associated with the feline persuasion.  It's a good abbreviation though in general.

The names do fit nicely with the regression drug abusers go thru.

That was actually what I was going for.

Have you told her about your dick troubles?

She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.


Any other questions?

She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.

That was just for the cops, right?

Shhhhh!

Any other questions?

Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?

Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?

A baby Bagman lives on it and I don't wanna spread it around.

You have anal warts... what?

Oh and that girl looks totally illegal... and I was the first Chem name and the last so change your name back to Drugmoth.

Any other questions?

Yes, what are your "dick troubles"?

I guess none of you have been paying attention. He's told you all before what his dick problems are. Sasha, your answer is close.

I guess none of you have been paying attention. He's told you all before what his dick problems are. Sasha, your answer is close.

Genital warts?

This couldn't possibly end on an awkward, anti-climatic note!

Meh so the fatboy has the HPV. He's the new poster child for Gardasil.

Meh so the fatboy has the HPV. He's the new poster child for Gardasil.

Lame.  Guys don't even have symptoms from HPV.

Yeah and you can't even test guys for HPV so how does he know that he has it?

I think the warts growing on his dick are a pretty good indicator that he has HPV.

I thought that was the bagmanititis.

No Baggies are apparently little pustules on his mons.

Good GRIEF!

What does this poor dudes dick LOOK LIKE???   


pix, please, so we'll know what to avoid

You have some sort of personal relationship with him, you ask.

Not that I'm jealous or anything...

Have you told her about your dick troubles?

She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.[/quote]

She's so 14 ...

17 .....freshly

I think she would do you via Skype but never in person.  I know this, I was 17 once.

she looks 12 dude. Gross.

Is she legal enough that you wouldn't mind if we brought this thread to the notice of your local police department?

Absolutely, go for it.

17 .....freshly

She's a virgin, I don't plan on having sex anytime soon.....that's something I'd tell someone after I got to know them for a while.

That was just for the cops, right?

17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.

Did you ever notice how many rock songs are about 17 year old girls?

17 is legal in some states. So where does she live?

Girls never lie about their age online. FACT.

Girls never lie about their age online. FACT.