Boys never lie about being girls online. FACT.

I re-read this thread and have come to the conclusion that Danzig is really a 14 year old boy called Eustuce

He wishes he was 14.  I wonder what it is like being Dylan.  He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.

17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.

Did you ever notice how many rock songs are about 17 year old girls?

Maine state law, dumbass.  Did you eat a big bowl of retarded for breakfast this morning or something?  I can fuck all the 17 year old girls I want.

17 is legal in some states. So where does she live?

We both live in practically the same town.

I re-read this thread and have come to the conclusion that Danzig is really a 14 year old boy called Eustuce

That made me lol.

He wishes he was 14.  I wonder what it is like being Dylan.  He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.

I DO get laid....I just haven't lately.....
....and it's not that bad really, I'm used to these conditions.

He wishes he was 14.  I wonder what it is like being Dylan.  He doesn't get laid in real life, he has no job, he lives in a basement, and his idea of a good time is drinking cough syrup.

You just explained what it's like being Dylan.

You forgot his maladjusted sociopathic tendency that the rest of the world is only here for his entertainment.

Oh yeah, can't forget that.

She's adorable.

Edit: It's okay I didn't realise how this thing worked.

It's probably best that you don't even edit your own posts unless you wanna take the chance of Krsna raping your entire family out of spite.

OK now THAT is funny...

..and cheaper than buying them Xmas gifts....hmm.

OK now THAT is funny...

Agreed, it almost made me LOL!

I DID laugh out loud ...

So I realized this chick I was visiting has enough hubris to kill me.  First visits, I thought she was amazing.  Second visit, I realized a lot of flaws, and she's just human.  Third visit, I wanted to get out of her house ASAP.  I can't fucking handle her because she can't handle my "lemme show you this hilarious LOLcat video" ways.  So....I'm rekindling things with my little teenage friend, and I'm planning to meet up with her soon.  Fuck used up arrogant chicks, gimme the fresh young innocent meat.

Dude, use your studly Jedi skillz. Grab a handful of her hair, ram your dick into her asshole and donkey punch the back of her head until either the hubris or her brains start to leak out.

Even hip could tell you that. She's her biggest fan until her cock is in the room...

We are still waiting on those vagina pics.

NO we are most certainly not.

As long as I'm drawing breath, I'm waiting for vagina pics.

"I guess" ...
hahahahaha ....

I think she might be part Nepalese.

"I guess" ...
hahahahaha ....

Yeah I noticed that... just wait til shes confronted with that neck beard...

... "It's my 'Chem Caterpillar'."

She loves the neckbeard, BTW.

i bet she's just dying to pick out all the loose fried chicken skin that is now embedded in your neck beard after your last fried food love and cry fest.

And I'm sure your man loves to gag you when he's fucking you so he doesn't have to hear your man-voice and lose his wood.

What  does your do?

Same thing.

Hmmm ...

17 isn't legal, as much as we might wish it were.

16 is legal, in texas.

fresh out the uterus is legal in texas.