PFFFTTT!   

And, YES,

i'm being sarcastic!

So talk bout sex or gossip woman!

This thread made me sad.  Fyrenza has no sexy gossip to talk about.

Nope, just my sarcasm...   :'(  

But i don't mind if Y'ALL want to post some!

nothing sexy has happened to me in nearly a month.

6 months for me. 4 sailboats and two dogs. Damn I gotta get laid, I'm running out of room...

if you don't stop the crap about our sex life, you really WILL get nothing!

Awww Mom! You're ruining my street cred!!!

my dick needs to come back to town and gimme some.

I have to STOP getting some, I'm tired ...

Jersey girls keeping you up Dave?

Christina, Allie, Jacky, and Gena ...
I'm not fucking all of 'em yet, however, it's pretty close ...

I might even have another one coming down the pipe ...

I'm a collector; I'm always looking for new toys ...

Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls

I would give you a high five Dave, but people like us shouldn't high five others due to germs.

Christina, Allie, Jacky, and Gena ...
I'm not fucking all of 'em yet, however, it's pretty close ...

I might even have another one coming down the pipe ...

I'm a collector; I'm always looking for new toys ...

SLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHT!!!!

I have to STOP getting some, I'm tired ...

[billy madison]don't you EVER say that![/billy madison]