Can we do some fantasy baseball? I know baseball well enough to be relevant

Baseball is too pastoral and slow for me.

I'm not opposed to baseball.

My favorite thing about pro sports is that I can reduce humans to statistics.

great, lets set something up

Si - know anyone else that would play?

I know a couple of guys

I'll play but I know jack fuck about baseball players so I'll be crap shooting everything.

But baseball doesn't start for another 3 or 4 months yea?

I might be able to round up a player or three.

Fuck it. I am in.

I dont know how to play fantasy games and I know nothing about baseball.  ok, I played in HS but nothing about the people who play it pro.

Point me towards the how to play wiki type page... and i'll let you know.

Alright, it is probably almost baseball time.