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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.

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Happy bday Luke on: August 26, 2009, 10:07:47 AM
I hope you get that Sasha/ bagman threeway you always wanted on this great day!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 10:08:18 AM
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 10:31:32 AM
Fuck off and die!
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 10:51:37 AM
Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #4 on: August 26, 2009, 12:09:30 PM
Ha ha! Luke's monitor has tongue marks on it now.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #5 on: August 26, 2009, 01:20:32 PM
Well he has been shopping for a big chocolate cock since he saw Baggies little plastic one...
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 02:17:59 PM
Slap~Happy Birthday, dude!
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #7 on: August 26, 2009, 02:28:32 PM
'appy birfday!
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #8 on: August 26, 2009, 05:50:11 PM
Congratulations on reaching yet another anniversary of thine birth, Lucas.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #9 on: August 26, 2009, 06:10:55 PM
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 06:49:57 PM
Slap~Happy Birthday, ADAM!!!  rofl
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #11 on: August 27, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
Luke I don't know you, but I offer you lap dances, this should make that minor detail even...

 happy birthday!
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #12 on: August 27, 2009, 09:15:11 PM
Luke, you're a giant douchebag
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 09:27:29 PM
Wrong emphasis. Try this:

Luke you're a giant douchebag.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 10:30:40 PM
Quote from: Enraged Angel on August 27, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
Luke I don't know you, but I offer you lap dances,


Hi, I'm Luke!
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #15 on: August 27, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
pssht, like she doesn't know I'm Luke already
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #16 on: August 27, 2009, 11:31:14 PM
We're all Luke.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 12:34:14 AM
Luke is a strange guy.  Everytime we go to see a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse he orders a hamburger with fries.  First, he eats all of the fries.  Second, he lets the hamburger sit on his plate through the entire duration of the movie.  Third, he eats it fifteen minutes before the movie is over.  Yesterday, he texted me to tell me that he had not ordered a hamburger for his birthday dinner at the Alamo Drafthouse.  I had no idea that was text worthy material, but yet here I am recalling it to you all.

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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 01:22:12 AM
Quote from: Lucky on August 27, 2009, 11:31:14 PM
We're all Luke.

Is Luke the new fred?
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 01:23:27 AM
If he is he is a lucky guy.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #20 on: August 28, 2009, 03:20:43 AM
Quote from: underclass on August 27, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
pssht, like she doesn't know I'm Luke already

Luke?

I'm Luke's father.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #21 on: August 28, 2009, 03:36:32 AM
* thinks of filthy joke




* shelves it
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #22 on: August 28, 2009, 07:19:49 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on August 28, 2009, 12:34:14 AM
Luke is a strange guy.  Everytime we go to see a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse he orders a hamburger with fries.  First, he eats all of the fries.  Second, he lets the hamburger sit on his plate through the entire duration of the movie.  Third, he eats it fifteen minutes before the movie is over.  Yesterday, he texted me to tell me that he had not ordered a hamburger for his birthday dinner at the Alamo Drafthouse.  I had no idea that was text worthy material, but yet here I am recalling it to you all.



He TOTALLY does that all the time. We had lunch at Bateman's Bistro here in the Gurnie, and he did the exact thing. Except there wasn't a move. At least he's a creature of habit.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #23 on: August 29, 2009, 09:16:59 AM
happy... ugh. I have to get back into the swing again. These hangovers are getting in the way of posting.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #24 on: August 29, 2009, 11:04:50 AM
Luke is a strange guy.
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #25 on: August 29, 2009, 11:37:14 AM
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #26 on: August 31, 2009, 12:59:03 AM
Thanks for the thread, Brook!

Thanks for the happy thoughts, everyone!

At the drafthouse, I scarf the fries because i'm hungry, and then i savor the hamburger because it's normally really good.  Can't speak to what happened with you, Zoomie.

I'm a little bummed that most of you people find me strange.  I'm not sure what that says (given the audience).
When my average friends tell me I'm strange, I accept it.  Coming from this crowd, though....
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #27 on: August 31, 2009, 01:11:59 AM
weirdo
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #28 on: August 31, 2009, 02:01:47 AM
2 months until i can punch you in the face...
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Re: Happy bday Luke Reply #29 on: August 31, 2009, 02:20:18 AM
I'll duck so you hit kyle.
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