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Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?(Read 33845 times)
This is very possible to obtain in the future.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon





Dude, we already have (had?) a poster named Chewy.

But seriously, glad you had fun!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



There's two wedding dresses for Tricky to design...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Did you rip off that joke from Carlos Mencia?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



You have no idea the level of "crazy" you just got yourself involved with. I hope you didn't tell this woman where you live.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Timeline? Will she be wearing his skin by the Mosh World Tour?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Before this is over someone will be vomiting.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



And where are the vagina pics? I specifically requested vagina pics!

I want pics of her cunt cancer



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #68 on: September 01, 2009, 01:23:26 AM
Dylan-  You a-hole.  You call me a slut and then defend the slut you are NOT fucking like she is Princess Diana when I call her names.  Who cares if I call her a fat fucking psycho whorebag?  You should stay away from her if you have HPV.  You two will end up fucking if you hang out more. 



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #69 on: September 01, 2009, 03:34:27 AM
You should suck less cock, you slut.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #70 on: September 01, 2009, 03:47:37 AM
That makes zero sense.  That is like me telling you to eat less or drink less sugary beverages.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #71 on: September 01, 2009, 10:28:33 AM
You have no idea the level of "crazy" you just got yourself involved with. I hope you didn't tell this woman where you live.

You can see it in the eyes.  It's right there, plain as day.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #72 on: September 01, 2009, 01:26:04 PM
I'm not afraid of crazy cuz I have been known to occasionally exhibit crazy also.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #73 on: September 01, 2009, 07:31:57 PM
I'm not afraid of crazy cuz I have been known to occasionally exhibit crazy also.

Let's keep your crazy sperm out of her wacky eggs and the Earth will be spared for the most part. I pay enough in taxes as is.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #74 on: September 01, 2009, 07:32:47 PM
No problem.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #75 on: September 01, 2009, 08:22:22 PM
Yeah well they can get a room together at Arcadia Mental Health, down in Derry...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #76 on: September 01, 2009, 08:48:28 PM
So whats the deal? Can you not grow beard hair on your face?



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #77 on: September 01, 2009, 08:51:08 PM
down in Derry...

Bwahaha, been reading a little too much Stephen King.

So whats the deal? Can you not grow beard hair on your face?

That's exactly the deal.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #78 on: September 01, 2009, 09:05:43 PM
Perhaps, but I didn't go for the obvious, Juniper Hill...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #79 on: September 01, 2009, 09:46:40 PM
Crazy talk, crazy looks, doesn't care you're unemployed, puts out for giant rubber dongs on a first date... chooooOOOOO CHOOOO! Why I believe that's the Crazy Train that Could, right on schedule!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #80 on: September 01, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #81 on: September 01, 2009, 11:07:16 PM
[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #82 on: September 02, 2009, 05:22:48 AM
So, when is the wedding?



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #83 on: September 02, 2009, 05:46:55 AM
[cue kickass guitar riff that leads you to believe the song will rock but then gets completely fucked up beyond repair once Ozzy opens his mouth]

Crazy talk,

 crazy loohooks,

doesn't care, that you're unemployoyed,

puts out for giant rubber dooooooo-ongs, on a first date


etc.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #84 on: September 02, 2009, 10:09:39 AM
We will need the dildo penetration shots, too. Consider it payment for our collective advice and therapy.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #85 on: September 02, 2009, 10:39:45 AM
Because we're all such healthy, well-adjusted people, the value of our advice is obvious.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #86 on: September 02, 2009, 10:59:36 AM
I think you should pierce her nipple and blog about the experience
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #87 on: September 02, 2009, 12:07:42 PM
I would say that in this flesh menagerie made digital there must be enough wisdom to at least point him in the direction of proper anal adventures.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #88 on: September 02, 2009, 12:13:21 PM
I think this is the beginning of a fucked up adventure.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #89 on: September 02, 2009, 12:17:00 PM
A fistful of cavernous anal adventure?