I have a pile of arms, legs, and heads that need to be sewn onto bodies. I just can't get up the gumption to do it.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I've invested all of about 10 seconds in pondering this problem, but I reckon you should tell her to fuck off and die and see what she does.
So grow a pair and do it. She seems pretty damaged.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!