That's OK, I tease amputees too.

what

I liked them just fine. I know I'm not alone. I thought they were a bit overly sensitive, but apart from that I had no problems with them. They used a lot of smilies and they were mocked for that. Deservedly. They spoke a lot about HF and people from HF and HF politics and they were asked to cut that to a minimum. Threads were merged and stickied to accommodate them. Granted they were probably sick of our in-jokes and references to things they had no idea about, but we shouldn't forget that they were the newcomers. Internet forum protocol demands that newcomers be given a little bit of a hard time. If the paltry milquetoast hazing we gave them was enough to overwhelm them then it's probably best that they found their own forum. They're clearly a more gentle and effete people than we.

Totally.

This is the worst thread ever. How the fuck did it get so long?

Better:

You're the idiot that started it.

Look again, Bozo.

This is the worst thread ever. How the fuck did it get so long?

Better:

What is UP with that chick's nibbles?  They're, like, deformed...

They look pretty decent from here.

Look at the side edges of 'em ~ it's like their "tacked" on, or something...

OH!  Duh!  Boob job, right?  (i've never actually known anyone to "examine")

My bad!

Boob jobs make your boobs and other things look fake.  They actually remove the nipple and put it back on for a boob job.

They ain't fake if I can touch 'em.

So the tits on your Real Doll are real?  Sure.

I wish I had money to throw around on Real Dolls.

So that is why you don't want to have relationships with humans....

I wish I had money to throw around on Real Dolls.

Start brown bagging your lunch and you will! Dreams can come true, you know.

Fyrenza gets away with a lot because she's eccentric enough to be interesting to most of us.

I think she gets away with a lot because our responses don't seem to make it past whatever haze she's posting through.  

This could also be true.

Oh, it IS true!

i'm still trying to get to know y'all, and don't know how to "take you" sometimes, is all.

One inch at a time, baby. One inch at a time.

I couldnt bring myself to read all 10 pages of this shit, but really? I mean fucking REALLY? Are people actually pissing and moaning about being flamed on a GODDAMNED INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD? Being douche bags because thayre treated like shit for being douche bags? Jesus Christo con Queso! Has ANYONE seen these old boards ten years ago? Thats all it was, big nasty bulging flame wars, and it was pretty good times. People are seriously shitting bricks of emo because they were made fun of for sprinkling little smilies everywhere? I mean fuck, kids. Had anyone dug up extremely personal information on you and your family and posted it? Probably not... and that shit used to happen. Suck it up. Really. I came back after, what, 5 years, and Im REALLY surprised how nice everyone is now. Not that thats bad, but good lord. I get on this board, actually the only board I ever get on, for maybe and hour or two a week. Theres stuff going on outsided. Bars. Work. Um, bars. Mostly nice(ish) folks. Not internet folks. And if people treat you like shit in public, you can just kick some booty. Or get someone to kick some booty for you. Or if your still a coward, break their stuff when theyre not looking. But to "protest" treatment by people on the ole interweb? Go read Wikipedia articles or something instead. Whatever... Here I am bitching about bitching. Its a cancer I guess.

Quotebox!

Who are you again?

Im your favorite HIV infested mangina Zoom... (and whats a quotebox? These internets have come so far so quickly) But no, I dont have HIV yet, or put penises in my hiney... yet. but I want you to feel happy, safe and welcome in this place, so if you need it, Ill oblige you. Thats what everyones asking for right? Bend over? Show some appreciation, some web love? Youre welcome.

I love you, man...

Can I put my penis in your hiney now?

You need to ask?

Just fucking take it, man!

If my manly cann will bring a small amount of satisfaction to your online world, than by all means. Inject me. And make it hurt or it doesnt count.

What... so you're saying your behymen is intact???

I'm honored...

Perhaps "intact" is too strong a word to describe my behymen. I spent a alot of time in Europe, and they do enjoy their cheeses and breads. Years of framage blockage followed by atomic fiber bombs have taken its toll. Although whats left is a big happy Zoomie chute.

No prob, I'll tie a 2x4 across my ass.

and whats a quotebox?

Upper-right on your screen. It's labeled "News Box"