There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.
You know, they should just toss those BMEziners onto an island together and then charge admission for people to visit.
Much respect for any of you who will let krsna tattoo this on their finger http://news.bmezine.com/2007/01/09/poop-smear-tattoo/