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Non-perishable health products(Read 4344 times)
Non-perishable health products on: August 31, 2009, 03:42:35 AM
Tell me about some from your area that could be imported into Asia. I got in a fight with my boss the other day, which reminded me I need to build up some extra income. Japanese people are getting older, and they like to spend money on health products like you wouldn't believe.

I'm serious about this, have already spent 6 hours reviewing some companies in New Zealand, and am going to the embassy to talk about license and registration requirements next week.


And NotDead's poop is not a health product, no matter how jiggity it makes you feel.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #1 on: August 31, 2009, 03:48:28 AM
Just import astronaut ice-cream from Florida, and re-market it as dragons scales or ghost bones or petrified panty shields of the ancestors.

Japanese people will buy anything.

Old people will buy anything.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 04:05:08 AM
Empscum?



Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #3 on: August 31, 2009, 04:34:38 AM
could work, need a viable marketing angle.


and when I say viable I mean viable
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #4 on: August 31, 2009, 05:46:51 AM
Have you checked out Noni Juice?

Amway is another good one, and they're making a comeback ~ they offer vitamins and supplements, as well as eco friendly cleaning products, ladies skin-care, etc.

If you're planning to do some of your biz online, having websites with Google AdSense will put some extra bucks in your pocket.

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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #5 on: August 31, 2009, 05:51:18 AM
Amway is huge here. Nanako gets paid too much to go sing at some of their millionaire distributor houses. Maybe that's my angle
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 06:01:48 AM
How about generic drugs?




Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #7 on: August 31, 2009, 07:03:39 AM
I buy this for tulip every week. But it seems non-perishable.

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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #8 on: August 31, 2009, 07:07:14 AM
every week? Does she apply it with a spray gun?
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 07:08:30 AM
She exfoliates her soles and heels daily. You know what I like.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #10 on: August 31, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
She exfoliates her soles and heels daily. You know what I like.

yeah, you like fat bitches with soft, berry-scented feet
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #11 on: August 31, 2009, 09:10:26 AM
Pitty they dont like red meat as much as the west. Roo meat.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #12 on: August 31, 2009, 09:35:28 AM
She exfoliates her soles and heels daily. You know what I like.

yeah, you like fat bitches with soft, berry-scented feet

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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #13 on: August 31, 2009, 06:42:05 PM
She exfoliates her soles and heels daily. You know what I like.

yeah, you like fat bitches with soft, berry-scented feet

And after your first sailing lesson she's going to kick your ass with those berry scented feet for calling her fat.

And I get to watch. Yay me.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #14 on: August 31, 2009, 08:57:52 PM
I just realized I don't use any health products. Unless toothpaste counts.



Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #15 on: August 31, 2009, 11:11:20 PM
Not even sanitary napkins?



Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #16 on: August 31, 2009, 11:21:42 PM
Dried, powdered sheep testicles. Tell them to mix it with tea for awesome fertility. Don't tell me this isn't a brilliant idea.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #17 on: August 31, 2009, 11:36:33 PM
The oriental peeps DO seem to go for that sort of stuff ...

how's about wolf testicles?

Just don't call 'em coyotes, and i'll supply you, AND the entire nation of Japan, with 'em!

for a nominal handling fee, of course...

p.s.  Woozer ~ you are too cool, BUT

you've got to make it something semi-rare, otherwise, it's just sheep and coyote balls...
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #18 on: September 01, 2009, 12:40:24 AM
I use unbleached cotton tampons.

Market Aloe Vera everything.



Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #19 on: September 01, 2009, 01:34:32 AM
Want me to send you actual aloe, somehow? The after-sun-afrodisiac that smells like rotten spaghetti sauce!
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #20 on: September 01, 2009, 01:41:24 AM
I have a huge aloe vera plant growing in my back yard.  I don't know what plant you think is aloe vera.



Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #21 on: September 01, 2009, 01:52:13 AM
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #22 on: September 01, 2009, 02:05:24 AM
That stuff grows like crazy in NZ
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #23 on: September 01, 2009, 02:31:28 AM
Huh, yea that's aloe vera.  Strange, my plant never smelled like the sores off of Kyle's crotch.



Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #24 on: September 01, 2009, 02:35:00 AM
The plant itself doesn't stink, just the wet flesh of it. Hence why most pre-packaged aloe lotions are heavily scented, I guess.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #25 on: September 01, 2009, 03:04:37 AM
Do NOT fuck around with something YOU have to grow/administer to/more than oversee.

It never works out.

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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 03:24:28 AM
Just found out an uncle I had forgotten about makes health products in Noosa, Aus and he want to try marketing them in Japan. It gives me something to try.
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #27 on: September 01, 2009, 08:11:53 AM
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Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #28 on: September 01, 2009, 09:31:26 AM
Aloe lives forever. I have a 20-something-year-old plant that has gone up to 4 months without water. Hardy fuckers.



Re: Non-perishable health products Reply #29 on: September 01, 2009, 12:14:08 PM
Yeah, for sure. On that note, I don't think there's much of a hardier plant than the cassy we have around here. It's just about indestructible. If I ever build a castle, I'll surround it with cassy and no rival lords will be able to raid me.

It doesn't smell very good, though, and as far as I know the only product that can be made with it is charcoal.
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