Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Mel Gibson ran it over with the last of the V-8s. NITRO!Sorry.
You left your horse tied up outside the general store.