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If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.
If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.
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i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!
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I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?
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no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.
(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)


Dogs that...(Read 2725 times)
Dogs that... on: September 01, 2009, 06:58:30 PM
can hear shit across the street that I can't and start barking excessively and fucking loud for a good 5-10 minutes drive me to murder.

Though thats why I make louder noises in retaliation in the house to get their attention and yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP" one nice time,

only to have it happen again in the next 10 minutes.

The windows and the doors are closed, fuckin dog ears.

Fuck.
Time is just an illusion that is a necessity to life.



Re: Dogs that... Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 04:58:42 AM
This can be solved with baits. Yummy, poisonous baits.



Re: Dogs that... Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 05:13:54 AM
Every single one of my neighbors owns a dog and a child.  Like I said in Luke's thread, you can poison a dog but you can't poison a child.  Both are loud, pick your poison, and get to work.



Re: Dogs that... Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 05:16:03 AM
Children can be solved with baits. Yummy, poisonous baits.



Re: Dogs that... Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 07:15:07 PM
you can poison a dog but you can't poison a child.

Says who? You just don't know how.
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Re: Dogs that... Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 01:08:42 AM
Ever heard of EarPlugs?

They make them in all sizes and varying degrees of density, to allow for SOME hearing ability

i used to grab all i could at the sites we delivered to that required them
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IS Infinity



Re: Dogs that... Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
Can't Even Walk Down the DAMN STREET!

i hate dogs so fucking much, I couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard at this video..

Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: Dogs that... Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 03:52:10 PM
Still living with your mom and her pack of mutts?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!