Oh, sure

Let me guess

"Oooo, i have a JOB i have to go to"

or

"Well, yeah, you sorta DID..."

or

"My dog ACCIDENTALLY, while wrAstling, got Herpes of the tongue, SOMEHOW, had to be rushed to the Vet, AND the lingual herpes EXPLAINED, after, of course, i forked up $2000 for the 1st months treatment."

Please.

Definitely the new Tru.

If Tru and HJ had a baby.

I could drink penis-man under the floor.

his hand-shake would hurt my fingers after though

In response to frazy's original post- are you asking if you could smoke or drink us under the table? me personally, i don't smoke. i don't know how much you drink but I'm sort of a light- to mid-weight when it comes to drinking. i can drink probably 5-6 drinks before i start getting seriously drunk. does this answer your question? or did you even have a question?

I thought it was just stream of consciousness.

In response to frazy's original post- are you asking if you could smoke or drink us under the table? me personally, i don't smoke. i don't know how much you drink but I'm sort of a light- to mid-weight when it comes to drinking. i can drink probably 5-6 drinks before i start getting seriously drunk. does this answer your question? or did you even have a question?

Nah, i was smoking and drinking that night, and one by one, everyone disappeared to go to bed, until i was the only one left, and

in my addle-pated state,

i saw THAT as me being the baddest BadAss on this forum,

which was GREAT,

until i realized that i was the ONLY BadAss on the forum that was even here

And that is after the edit.