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Quote from: hip
facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #180 on: September 14, 2009, 07:31:40 AM
RAPE STAND
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #181 on: September 14, 2009, 07:32:52 AM
LIQUOR BARN



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #182 on: September 14, 2009, 11:55:44 AM
CRACK DEN
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #183 on: September 14, 2009, 12:29:41 PM
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #184 on: September 14, 2009, 01:11:48 PM
She said she was horny.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #185 on: September 14, 2009, 01:46:03 PM
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« Last Edit: September 14, 2009, 01:46:42 PM by Zoomie »
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #186 on: September 14, 2009, 01:47:04 PM
I said I was breathing.
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #187 on: September 14, 2009, 05:31:01 PM
somehow i ended up posting my CST in this thread. i blame the pot.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #188 on: September 14, 2009, 06:19:57 PM
It's cuz it's black, isn't it?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #189 on: September 14, 2009, 06:48:00 PM
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #190 on: September 16, 2009, 03:29:53 PM
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« Last Edit: September 16, 2009, 03:30:05 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #191 on: September 16, 2009, 04:09:00 PM
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #192 on: September 16, 2009, 04:25:42 PM
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #193 on: September 16, 2009, 05:25:37 PM
the blacks are really keeping us down.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #194 on: September 16, 2009, 05:29:42 PM
I have seen the future, and it is Oprah Winfrey sitting on a thin white man's chest... forever.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #195 on: September 16, 2009, 05:44:02 PM
i heard tyra banks and her fivehead are there, too, spouting self-important nubian queen bullshit.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #196 on: September 16, 2009, 09:37:50 PM
i heard tyra banks and her fivehead are there, too, spouting self-important nubian queen bullshit.

Black women are fun in bed. So much that I married one. And we make beautiful lightly brown children together.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #197 on: September 16, 2009, 09:40:48 PM
Black women are fun in bed.

Damn straight!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #198 on: September 16, 2009, 09:53:45 PM
I dated a black woman a few years ago. She's still the reason I have back problems.
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #199 on: September 16, 2009, 09:54:42 PM
Core exercises will help that.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #200 on: September 16, 2009, 09:57:02 PM
Core exercises won't help chronically herniated and degenerating discs.
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #201 on: September 16, 2009, 09:58:32 PM
Core exercises won't help chronically herniated and degenerating discs.

No, but think of how ripped your abs will be? That or grab a Sharpie and draw them in.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #202 on: September 16, 2009, 10:10:06 PM
meh. The insulation keeps me warm.
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #203 on: September 16, 2009, 10:11:43 PM
Ditto. Now if only I lived someplace cold...

Wow, two belly-related posts in a row!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #204 on: September 16, 2009, 10:17:18 PM
Friend me on Facebook! BFF!
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #205 on: September 16, 2009, 10:19:40 PM
You're on FB?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #206 on: September 16, 2009, 10:24:08 PM
jeez geezer did you add me yet?



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #207 on: September 16, 2009, 10:28:52 PM
Just your fan page where I posted "Ummm who are you again?"
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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #208 on: September 17, 2009, 02:38:32 AM
add me and then make creepy old man comments and I will tell everyone you are my uncle steve



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #209 on: September 17, 2009, 07:35:03 AM
Cool.
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