I look forward to reading about the next guy. The current one will MIA in one week no matter what happens next.

because then youd be covered in shit and you smell like a fart.

In the truest sense, the gentlemanly thing to do would be to not put his penis inside you until there was some kind of committment. Because shit happens.

And your life gives as much viewing pleasure as a Michael Cimino film festival.

youd like that, wouldnt you?

Thanks for posting your life on the internet and expecting not to get advice you don't like.

You two need to fuck and get it over with.

Thanks, I'll stick to humans.

Why do you look forward to reading about the next guy? I'm glad you view my life as a soap opera for your viewing pleasure.

Why do you say he'll be MIA? I hope that he at least calls me again to tell me that he doesn't want to get serious and that we should stop seeing each other, that would be the gentlemanly thing to do (he did request that we talk in a couple days). But, of course if he just decides to not call, it's a given.

I don't get it, I think I'd be a really good girlfriend, but I'm partial I guess.

Yes Brook, I do 'enjoy' reading your posts. Do I enjoy seeing people I have nothing agasint have constant rel issues; No, not really. I enjoy the interaction.

I say he will MIA from gut instinct. If the guy had something he needed to go do and couldnt keep talking to you about it,  maybe I would of given him the benefit of doubt. I would have then taking it away from him again due to the 'jealous of you fucking others' but not atleast commiting to not dating others or a trial of a monogamous rel.

yeah, i thought so.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend...

edit: Or not apparently.

thats what your dads brother said to your dad about your mom.

Because he doesn't have much time left on this earth anyway, so there really isn't much point.

Good point.

Especially when you can just pull the plug instead.

*yawn*

Especially when you can just pull the plug instead.

...stop global warming?

I have been emitting inordinate amounts of methane while I've been ill...

I agree with her; I have the same arrangement, however, this girl "follows the rules" ...
W3rd ...

Follows what rules?

First rule, we can't talk about it.

isnt shart a strange word?

rule #2: too clingy = no fuckie

i think so.

convince yourself that you don't care about hearing back from him.  then, when he does call, you won't be giddy about it.

that's pretty good advice. maybe not easy, but necessary when trying to spare your own feelings over a guy you've fucked possibly not wanting to see you anymore. i wouldn't say it will definitely keep you from feeling excited when he calls, but hopefully you can just put himout of your head until then, and not waste anymore energy worrying about it. nobody's worth worry lines except maybe your kids and your husband.

convince yourself that you don't care about hearing back from him.  then, when he does call, you won't be giddy about it.

i do stuff like this all the time.
but more to stop myself being disappointed.

When I was younger I would make myself crazy about whether a guy would call me or not.  I think he always did but I can't really remember, because I would "put him out of my mind" by drinking.

There's no rules, however, there's clear "rules" to our arrangement ...

So, Brook, can I come over twice a week and just fuck you now as well?

you never leave Jax, so I'm safe in saying "yes" to your answer.

Heh ....

You never know ...

But at least I've been approved ...