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Business opportunity on: September 06, 2009, 12:27:49 PM

We take this and:

Si is in charge of the casino.
Thrash is in charge of entertainment.
Mosh and Underclass are in charge of financing.
I am the pilot.
Baggie gets hooks for the clients on CL.
Hip and Krsna in charge of the galley.
Geek is in charge of large breast acquisition. Cuz positives attract.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Are these included in the ownership papers for 3.6M Euros?

Re: Business opportunity Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 07:14:04 PM

Sounds like fun...can I come too?

Re: Business opportunity Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 11:10:56 PM

Can we turn it into the Rape Catamaran?

Re: Business opportunity Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 11:24:16 PM

Sorry Danzig, left out again.

You just tell me what you're looking for, and I'll find it on the CL.

"Alright we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, red pussy...try a big pussy for a penny...if you can find
cheaper pussy anywhere...FFUUUCCCKKKK IIIIITTTTTT!"

Re: Business opportunity Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 11:33:23 PM

Can I do the secretarial and accounting work? Also I could be in charge of PR. I think hip should be the bar woman and Danzing could be the "party favors" handler.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 12:07:23 AM

Tricky will be the cabin boy.

I'll be the monster that crawls on board at night to drink, defile young daughters, and create murder mysteries for the guests.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #7 on: September 07, 2009, 06:00:37 PM

Quote from: daisymae on September 06, 2009, 07:14:04 PM

Sounds like fun...can I come too?

You get to be the stewardess/personal trainer.

Just think of yourself as Double-Mint ~ Two Mints, TWO Mints, TWO MINTS, IN ONE!

Re: Business opportunity Reply #8 on: September 07, 2009, 06:01:40 PM

Fyre is going to double as assistant medical officer and mixologist.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #9 on: September 07, 2009, 07:30:05 PM

I'm working on a capital raising plan to fund the purchase of a super yacht with a group of people I know through an online BBS

Re: Business opportunity Reply #10 on: September 07, 2009, 07:34:07 PM

Ha! Famous last words...

Re: Business opportunity Reply #11 on: September 07, 2009, 07:57:19 PM

Buying it is one thing. Running it is another. Just the mooring fees...ouch.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #12 on: September 07, 2009, 08:10:33 PM

Not really.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 08:28:52 PM

A nice 16 foot zodiac launch and a let the world be your mooring...

Re: Business opportunity Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 08:35:42 PM

Plus, not everywhere has mooring fees.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 12:34:54 AM

This idea just seems like it is something from Zoomie's bucket list.

« *Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 12:42:05 AM by tricky* »

Quote from: Wozzeck on September 07, 2009, 12:07:23 AM

Tricky will be the cabin boy.

I'll be the monster that crawls on board at night to drink, defile young daughters, and create murder mysteries for the guests.

Can I wear this?

If so, I'm in!

edit: actually I just thought about being on a boat and got mildly nauseous. i'm a land lubber.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #17 on: September 08, 2009, 01:04:39 AM

It's not a boat. It's a SHIP!

Re: Business opportunity Reply #18 on: September 08, 2009, 01:22:31 AM

What is a mooring fee?

Re: Business opportunity Reply #19 on: September 08, 2009, 02:00:55 AM

it's what you pay to park a large boat somewhere. You should be used to it with some of the women you've been dating

Re: Business opportunity Reply #20 on: September 08, 2009, 02:05:14 AM

Ouch.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #21 on: September 08, 2009, 09:55:22 AM

Quote from: underclass on September 08, 2009, 02:00:55 AM

it's what you pay to park a large boat somewhere. You should be used to it with some of the women you've been dating

bahahaha

Re: Business opportunity Reply #22 on: September 08, 2009, 10:05:13 AM

Can we mount some guns on that bitch?

Re: Business opportunity Reply #23 on: September 08, 2009, 12:18:05 PM

Only if we go black-face and claim to be Somali pirates, according to the whims of international politics.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #24 on: September 08, 2009, 12:21:43 PM

I was going to make you gimp of security until you went Al Jolson on us...

There will be.50s on every deck and in every locker.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #25 on: September 09, 2009, 12:29:41 PM

Quote from: underclass on September 07, 2009, 07:30:05 PM

I'm working on a capital raising plan to fund the purchase of a super yacht with a group of people I know through an online BBS

Sounds like a new reality TV series.

Re: Business opportunity Reply #26 on: September 09, 2009, 10:40:38 PM

you think it'll work?

Re: Business opportunity Reply #27 on: September 10, 2009, 01:33:10 AM

How could it possibly fail? There will be mutiny, yes, but there will also be rum!

Re: Business opportunity Reply #28 on: September 10, 2009, 08:02:16 AM

That's it! I'm dressing up as a pirate...

Re: Business opportunity Reply #29 on: September 10, 2009, 05:59:24 PM

i would like to put in a request for change of position. barmaid is a good direction. i would also like to be spa/fitness director. happy endings for all! (performed by tricky).