Please let it be who I think it is...

Welcome, Welcome, FC!  Nice to see a new face

lol. sure is zoomie.
hey fyrenza.

Well since I know you don't hold grudges and haven't been mad at me for the entire 5 years you've been gone,

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???

I don't hold grudges? LOL
ok sometimes I don't.

I be where I at, mothafucka!

Well welcome back. Your name comes up occasionally especially since I have developed a foot fetish and still like fat chicks.

Well welcome back. Your name comes up occasionally especially since I have developed a foot fetish and still like fat chicks.

Yeah I figured thats the only reason my name would come up lol
thanks for the "red carpet" i'm so honored! haha

So other than sexin' up the local MS13 and pounding out puppies, whatcha been doing?

Here, go defend pit bulls.

Trust me, she hates dogs.

So I'm wrong in thinking she defended pit bulls as being poor, misunderstood, gentle creatures at some point before?

Dude, it's PantyCheese/Frisky/TISP/Jessica who I had a relationship with years ago. Her mom had this ragtag collection of Labrador mutts. She HATES all dogs. I don't know what she was saying before, but I know this to be a fact.

relationship?

Yeah I was hittin' it. I really was in love with her but then she got Gastric Bypass and lost about 200 pounds. At that point, I didn't need the aggravation of a skinny  chick in my life. I shoulda moved to Salinas when I had the chance...

wtf am I a puppet? don't talk for me zoomie.
and no i dont hate ALL dogs. Just my moms.

Careful or I'll pluck your strings.

Careful or I'll pluck your strings.

aw you really DO love me!!! haha

Never denied that.

lol.

I've grown weary of trying to make people leave.

welcome, lady.

Hey person.  I'm getting drunk.

Hey person.  I'm getting drunk.

What are you drinking?

i have beer ... Miller's, of course!

Captain Morgans rum....and some Mtn. Deeeeew

For the mother of all hangovers.

Yup. Rotgut, caffeine and sugar. Cut out the middle man and poor some cheap gin into a cup of sweet coffee.

hey drunk person. that's quite the combo, i hope you have padded walls

I passed out, my uncle came over, now I'm awake again and he didn't front me any drugs which pisses me right off.

captain morgans spiced rum and rootbeer ftw.

Captain Morgans rum....and some Mtn. Deeeeew

Oh fuck, that would be the worst hangover ever

I'm not hungover yet.

Hey pantycheese! Remember that bet you made with me? Whether or not you could lose the weight before I could lose my virginity? Hah.