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« on: September 06, 2009, 01:26:02 PM »

Free market, fuck yeah!

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What are the differences between this program and the govt-run "Cash for Clunkers" program that traded inexpensive older cars for expensive, new, usually Japanese cars?

1.) You are guaranteed to get a genuine American-built product.
2.) You are safer with this product, unlike with the small car you traded your big car for.
3.) This program probably WON'T go broke five days after it begins.
4.) The people running the program will actually make a profit, thus encouraging them to do it right.
5.) The government is NOT INVOLVED IN ANY WAY.

I like it already.


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http://www.sigsauer.com/CustomerService/klunker.aspx

SIG SAUER - Gives you $200 "CASH For your KLUNKER* Handgun"

Purchase a new SIG SAUER® P220®, P226®, P229®, 1911, SIG556 pistol, or SIG556 rifle from your dealer’s inventory from September 7th through November 30th, 2009, and SIG SAUER will give you $200.00 for your old KLUNKER* pistol or revolver.

To receive your $200.00 payment, simply send your old KLUNKER* with a copy of your form 4473 and proof of purchase of your new Classic pistol (no later than Friday, December 4, 2009) to:

SIG SAUER, Inc., 18 Industrial Drive, Exeter, NH 03833, ATTN: CK-1

*KLUNKER refers to a handgun from any manufacturer that you wish to trade in for the $200.00 payment.

Gun must be operational and free from cracks in frame or other key components. KLUNKER must be a semi-auto pistol 9mm or larger, or revolver of .38 caliber or larger. SIG SAUER reserves the right to reject any firearm submitted as a KLUNKER that does not meet our criteria. Rejected firearms will be returned to sender. Please allow six (6) to eight (8) weeks for delivery of your check. This offer cannot be combined with any other program or offer.

Klunkers will not be accepted for payment after Friday, December 4, 2009. NO EXCEPTIONS.

All transactions subject to federal, state and local firearms regulations.
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 07:29:33 PM »

hahaha very good.

But sending a firearm via the mail system?
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 02:31:43 AM »

I bought an assault rifle online one night while I was drunk at my brother's apartment.
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 07:41:00 AM »

This is my baby, I have it in .22 and 20ga and can get the third barrel is available in .243, .44mag or .45 muzzle-loading. Gotta send the receiver to Rossi to have it made, tho.

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 09:39:38 AM »

I can not buy a firearm where I live. But, I am 90% sure I could ruin the livelihood of thousands with some well placed trades on etrade.
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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2009, 10:02:08 AM »

yeah, but you can nerve gas the hell out of a subway system!
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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 07:49:58 PM »

I'm not sure how legal that is, eitje, even in the orient.

If anyone breaks into his house, he can totally have his wife death-march them through the living room, though.
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 08:00:19 PM »

Want:



...to take the place of my Savage 77b which hasn't been manufactured since before I was born, and has way too much barrel.
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 10:29:43 PM »

I'm not sure how legal that is, eitje, even in the orient.


I'm just saying, this was only a short while before Nick reportedly arrived in Tokyo.  Coincidence?
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 02:57:19 AM »

A mere 4 years!

Hopefully when you're here I can show you some of the extreme nationalists doing their political rallies
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 06:08:45 AM »

Or you could just take Balor along...
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 03:09:17 PM »

This thing looks pretty fucking cool:

Beretta Xtrema2 DemonstrationDQ | by Aeva


I'm sure there's a catch of some sort though.
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2009, 03:59:50 PM »

Nice! And only $1400 base price. $1700 for all black with composite stocks.

That would be your catch, Si.
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 04:30:32 PM »

VERY Nice!  A shotgun a small woman could handle, easily ~ what Will they think of Next?
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2009, 04:04:25 AM »

A large penis a small woman can handle?
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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2009, 11:53:13 PM »

This is the gun that I want:

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2009, 02:10:16 AM »

This is the gun that I want:




You already come with a natural carrying case.
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2009, 03:29:45 AM »

What?  My smug sense of badassness?
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2009, 03:33:46 AM »

I had been planning on saving up to get my last woman one of these:



Shoots .45 Long Colt or .410 gauge shells.
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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2009, 07:13:46 AM »

my last woman

Giving up?
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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2009, 07:26:04 AM »


It is a tempting proposition.


Speaking of dumb ideas:

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« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2009, 07:42:09 AM »

Magazine fed pump? Wouldn't a Mag Fed autoloader be less complicated?
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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2009, 07:51:30 AM »

The beauty of a box-magazine-fed pump-action is that it negates several of the traditional pump-action's advantages while simultaneously providing you with the shortcomings and weight-gains associated with separable magazines, all without any improvement in magazine capacity.

 That one is Russian, and I think there was another manufactured in either Europe or South Korea. A US company used to make conversions for Remington 870's, but for reasons that continue to mystify, no one bought them.
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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2010, 10:24:17 AM »

So whats the deal on that Xtreama 2, how can it have so little recoil if firing full loads?
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« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2010, 12:31:44 PM »

* Thrash giggles a little *
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« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2010, 03:10:37 AM »

not firing blanks, Dave?
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« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2010, 04:13:17 PM »

I wouldn't know; I'm 37 and have no kids ...
... it's a tough call
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2010, 09:04:41 PM »

stick it in her vag for once and get back to us
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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2010, 09:22:42 PM »

He prefers makin' butt babies. Everybody knows that...
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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2010, 11:47:44 PM »

The girl I fucked last night is a no-anal girl ...

The one I'll prolly hit tomorrow night, however, is anything goes ...
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