tired now

I was gonna say where the fuck have you been.

Now I know.

it took ages

I visited my grandparents this weekend. I saw my parents too. I was asked the question, "Who are going to Japan with???" at least three times. I should probably just email them that picture.

Email them a picture of Luke's balls and a picture of my tits with the beer and that will answer any questions about Japan from this point forward.

I got drunk at the renn fest.  There weren't as many boob shelves as I remembered.

Also, send them my rubber cock photo.

I Went to the mountains for a few days, slept in a tent, hung out by a fire, hiked, swam in a lake, boated, and played the fucking shit out of Axis and Allies

I visited my grandparents this weekend. I saw my parents too.

ME TOO.

I Went to the mountains for a few days, slept in a tent, hung out by a fire, hiked, swam in a lake, boated, and played the fucking shit out of Axis and Allies

I'm so jealous.

Oh, wait:

I'll bet you hate camping, it's probably a real pain in the ass to lug all those meds out into the woods!

For the record, I hate camping too, so we should totally be BFF now.

For the record, I hate camping too, so we should totally be BFF now.

That's just because it's such a minor modification from where you live now.

"Wait, we'll have FLAPS on the doorways in this tent?  HIGH FALUTIN'!"

FYI- the only meds I take are: one pill for acid reflux, and one pill for allergies. In addition to that I take supplements.

I'd also be taking Flonase for my allergies if I could be bothered to go to the doctor to get a new prescription on it.

I'm not a huge fan of camping because of bugs & shitting in a hole & lack of beds and showers. But I guess I'd still go if I went with people that I actually liked and if there was a lot of alcohol.

Much has been revealed to me here. Think on this I must...

Much has been revealed to me here. Buy a paddling-pool and fill it with beer I must...

Much has been revealed to me here. Think on this I must...

Shocked to hear that I'm not on the crazy pills?

Don't worry Zoomie, you were partially right, I was on them for a year. Rightfully so, though.

Just busting your balls Brook. After what you went through on the west coast I'd be surprised if you hadn't been prescribed something.

A bunch of my friends were planning to go camping in the summer holidays but no one trusts a bunch of 16 year olds on their own in a field somewhere so they cancelled. Instead they're going to try again next year...

i love camping. as long as theres a bed and plumbing, I'm good.
and of course sitting by a campfire singing kumbya

For the record, I hate camping too

i spent this weekend:
not working
going to the beach
walking around provincetown to point at the gays and spend too much money on food and bloody maries
other touristy stuff

very relaxing. now am chugging second huge cup of espresso roast to motivate to show up at work in 17 minutes. i really don't want to go. don't make me go.

What I did on my weekend:  Hang out with chicks

Dear Siko,

Must sail there and sleep on beach.

Dear Siko,

Must sail there and sleep on beach.

We'd be better off ferrying there, to be honest. Barbuda is notoriously treacherous for difficult reefs to navigate. There are something like 200 wrecks around the island, makes for great scuba I've been told.

Dear Siko,

Must sail to Antigua, bring zodiac and scuba gear to take to Barbuda.

what can I say, there's something about fucking outside amid the bull frogs and gnats.

Dear Siko,

My pool & beer, your island. Lets get it done

I haven't been camping since I was a cub scout. But, when there is pussy involved, I AM JUMPING FOR JOY at the idea of camping. My gal and I are thinking of camping when it gets cooler in a couple of months, at this place called Enchanted Rock. It's one of the largest exposed underground rock formations in the US.



Just hope my "mo" is gone before then. Speaking of that haha my boss and co-worker have nicknamed me "Mo".